Shrug Life

#SHRUGLIFE is an ongoing series of comedy events like no other. Raunchy standup acts with wild after-parties.
Shrug Life Presents: BOYS OF SUMMER - 6/22/13

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Duck....Duck....Duck....Duck....GOOSE!!!

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Reality TV Show Idea: I crash every nursing home in town with a keg and challenge the seniors to drunk shuffleboard.

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Worst part about dating is that you have to pretend you give a damn about the other person's life story. Like skip to the sex already...

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It's always depressing to see girls that were hot in high school let themselves go.

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I'd kill a man with my bare hands for a Subway gift card.

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The only good thing about Hockey is Wayne Gretzky's daughter. #smokeshow

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Now that Shrug Life is over I have nothing left to do with my life until the next one. Just kidding, there's always Brazzers.

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This dick going to suck itself, but imagine the possibilities if it could?

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Thank you all for an amazing night!

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THE DAY IS FINALLY UPON US - DIRTY JOKES AND LOUD PARTYING: IT'S SHRUG LIFE BITCH! #shruglife #boysofsummer

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“@xtina923: @Shrug_Life so excited for your show tonight! You guys are gonna do great 👍👏” Thanks, ho.

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When I die feel free to blow my ashes off a hooker's ass. All I ask is that she's still breathing.

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It's going DOWN in 5 days! #ShrugLife #BoysofSummer #standupcomedy

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ALL ROADS LEAD TO BRAZZERS.

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Our next comedy show, #BOYSOFSUMMER is just 12 days away! Things will get wet and wild! Check the official event: http://t.co/nlRl0UK7fh

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Whenever I eat fast food I hate myself a little more.

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Disregard harlots and acquire thy yen.

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Amanda Bynes MAY be crazy...but she's still bangable. #cocaine

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The sexiest episode yet, #69 with the guys from @Shrug_Life is now available on iTunes...Thanks..Spread the word
https://t.co/FiXPeccKnZ

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Remember those lunch snacks that came with crackers, melted cheese, and a little plastic red spreader stick?