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Getting off the bus like >>> ://t.co/pwm9TZ7N44

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*foul ball*

"car! car!" car!"

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You don't like baseball?

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If you're a baseball player and you don't know why every MLB player is wearing 42 today, you should really consider quitting 😒

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Taking over restaurants with the team >

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Sometimes you just have to say screw it and take some Ghetto hacks

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You know what girls love? Baseball players

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The only thing fair in life is between the chalk lines

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When coach gives you a compliment and you don't know if he's being serious or just a sarcastic prick

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Texting after a bad game..

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A team that parties together wins championships together

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That moment when realize you've been out of your game for 4 hours and still have on your uniform because you're so tired

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Baseball season is the perfect excuse to let the beard get extremely out of hand

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#ThoughtsOnDeck this pitcher looks like a douche

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Not sorry bout it http://t.co/BUEHCKqBDx"

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Every girl wants a baseball player. #Fact

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#ThingsPeopleLieAbout
1. I drop bombs.
2. I throw about 95 mph.
3. I don't have seeds

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That one song lyric that gets stuck in your head all practice.

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That one guy who thinks he's R.A. Dickey when we're warming up.

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How to Hit
1. Step in box
2. Grab crotch
3. Bat tap each side of plate
4. Stare down pitcher
5. Smash first pitch fastball
6. Pimp that shit