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Really.....You want the logo bigger? #shitdesignerssay

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You really only quoted 4 hours for logo design?! #shitdesignerssay

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Nothing like having to clean up someone else's shitty design file. #ShitDesignersSay

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Adding Pantone 362C to all my swatch windows in honor of St. Patrick's Day #ShitDesignersSay

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National Pi Day? I'd rather have a National Pantone Day! #ShitDesignersSay

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Great....another mobile resolution to design for. #ShitDesignersSay

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What Pandora station will inspire my Adobe canvas today? #ShitDesignersSay

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Oh! I need to Pin this! #ShitDesignersSay

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Feeling Blah & Monotone today. #ShitDesignersSay

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Great...Another CEO Swoop & Shit #ShitDesignersSay

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I am not a tool to create your ugly ideas. #ShitDesignersSay

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Realizing I'm a layer hoarder. #ShitDesignersSay

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What do you mean you don't have a typeface library? #ShitDesignersSay

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Damn....What was that CMYK color again? #ShitDesignersSay

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Sure, I can make it "all designy and cool and stuff". #ShitDesignersSay

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Wow, a client with a Style Guide! #ShitDesignersSay

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Wait...You didn't design your own business card. #ShitDesignersSay

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White space is my Valentine this year. #ShitDesignersSay

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Loving the typeface used by the #Grammys this year. #ShitDesignersSay

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You need to lay off the filters, that is one drop shadow too many. #ShitDesignersSay

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That would of been nice to know. #ShitDesignersSay