Sh*t In My Head

[Sh*t In My Head @ShtInMyHead1]

@elonmusk

[Sh*t In My Head @ShtInMyHead1]

I have a feeling Elon Musk is going to be the first robot human hybrid and he's gonna take over the world... Twitter is his villain origin 🤖
#ElonMusk #Robotics #ElonMuskIsATroll #thinking #Trending

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Hi @MarvelStudios how can I pitch a new super hero to you?!! We need this super hero in the Marvel universe!! Please respond! Gracias!! 🙏🏽😁

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@melinacruznvrro Do it!

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SOMETHING I LEARNED THIS YEAR IS TO PUT MYSELF FIRST EVEN THOUGH IT'S STILL UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME TO DO.. I CAN SAY NO IF I FUCKING WANT TO😁

#selfcare #LoveYourselfALittleMore #YouMatter #ThoughtOfTheDay #Lessonsfrom2020

[Sh*t In My Head @ShtInMyHead1]

Life hack: If you put whipped cream on everything it becomes cake.
#lifehack #whipped #cream #2021goals #Presidential #thoughtoftheday

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@brujies I love you betch!!❤

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Everyday is Christmas with an Amazon prime membership ❤
#Amazon #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasGift #thoughtoftheday #quarantine2020

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@itsmelinacruz Pero mi uncle pa que pregunta? Lol🤣😂😂😂

[Sh*t In My Head @ShtInMyHead1]

-Boyfriend watching football:
"This dude is so young he still has pimples"
-Me, a 28 yr old woman, looking at my pimples in the mirror 😭😭😭

#oldfart #dirtythirty #preciousmoments #RelationshipGoals
#PresidentialDebate2020

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Count 👏🏿 Every 👏🏿 Vote 👏🏿 We’ll 👏🏿 Wait .

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Hurry Ash and count the ballots!! Lol🤣😂

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I haven't gotten sick since quarantine which proves I'm sick of y'all 😷🤢🤮🤣😂
#coronatime
#issajoke #iloveyall #kinda #imean #immean #bye

[Sh*t In My Head @ShtInMyHead1]

Just a thought: there's the same number of Gods that there is people that believe in them because if you think about it God is different in everyone's perspective they all just have the same name: God
🤔
#deepthought #thoughtoftheday #evil #religion #Dimensions #story #multigod

[Sh*t In My Head @ShtInMyHead1]

Beautiful 😍

[melina 🇲🇽 @melinacruznvrro]

huh

[Sh*t In My Head @ShtInMyHead1]

I think that the person who came up with "Life gets better" might have misspelled better and actually ment "Life gets fatter" 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
#AdultingAndStuff #eatingadultsize #ImOneHundredPercentSureThat #Political #quoteoftheday

[melina 🇲🇽 @melinacruznvrro]

I just realized, I’m a dumb bitch

[Sh*t In My Head @ShtInMyHead1]

@itsmelinacruz Same but atleast we're cute!😁