Shtetl Posting

The goyim gave me a phone. What is this?

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Look, I don't know who this "Chofetz Chaim" is, but I'm gonna talk about who I wanna talk about

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New vasser tregger, who dis?

[Awkward Bachur @endimem_music]

as a kid I was always so afraid of all the poritz stories, but then I became an adult and realized that they were all just litvishe projections / fantasies

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Hashovas Aveide: Boot found stuck in 3 feet of mud on the corner of Smelkes gasse and where the goyim live. If yours, please go to the glass blowers shteebel and ask for Getzl

[Shtetl Posting @Shtetlposts]

דער קלעזמער זוכט א נייע פידלער. ווער עס אינטרסירט זיך זאל רעדען מיט זעליג'ן.

[Shtetl Posting @Shtetlposts]

The Chardanover Illuy and two other bachurim have arrived to be tested by the rav for semicha.

[Shtetl Posting @Shtetlposts]

What's "AC"

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I just got word that 2 weeks ago my esrog was put on a ship and will be here in time for sukkos!

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Does anyone have extra intestines for kishke?

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The Oilam should be aware that there will be a minyan maariv outside the Poritz's castle this Chol Ha'Moed every 15 minutes.

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It seems that the shoichet from Minsk was actually a galach. Anyone who needs new keilim should talk to the gabbai on Shabbos.

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The oilam should be aware that the "circus" that is coming to the shtetl is ASSUR and the rabbonim have BANNED attendance.

[Shtetl Posting @Shtetlposts]

I legitimately dont remember posting this

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To the person that cheered by haman you should be ashamed of yourself

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You're gonna make kasha with the same buckwheat you're giving the horses?! Never eating at Zanvel again.

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Someone shoita said on Shabbos that you don't have to say Yikum Purkan. I guarantee that his einiklach will not be frum.

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To those who haven't paid the Jewish tax this year, the rov's son was just taken. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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@Fidel_Did_It @mischrev @endimem_music Oh that's Shmelke. Don't worry about it.

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Can I use the same branches I use the whole year for my roof as schach?