Joshua Hoogendoorn

One part Apple Tech, one part Food Enthusiasts, heaping dash of golf, and a pinch of music. Simmer for ten minutes until all flavors are incorporated.

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Y’all this SOUS VIDE DUCK BREAST WAS SO FIRE. Peachy-habanero Chutney was so good 🤤🤤

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She doesn’t care

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My nips are rock hard in this Arby’s rn.

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Country music is just twang pop punk

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I don’t care how white it makes me, I love seven layer dip so much 😭

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Y’all got some hot ass moms fr fr

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Don’t ever let her go because she’s the one

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Sneezing is such an amazing feeling

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Yo Elon made twitter horny AF. What the hell.

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@kamasemicolon Okay we need context about this tweet

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Not to get too flirty, but I always put my cart back at grocery stores.

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@cassgunit Don’t remind me please

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@MrSwier I thought that Italians were more racially divided from Europeans but it turns out it’s more of an ethnic differential. Lol hence white people with attitudes

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I feel like my life has been a lie, are Italians just white people with an attitude?

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Happy holidays Niners fam!

RT for a chance to win an autographed jersey from me

#ProBowlVote Deebo Samuel

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@steeelerheart It’s not lol, they are playing the chargers without Herbert

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God I love Funyuns

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@MythicalChef Turkey Breast is a waste of time and stomach space UNLESS, you sous vide it. Sous Vide will change the way you ever make turkey for the rest of your life.

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@cassgunit Tequila

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@rhettmc‘s wife calls him “babes” and that shit is so cute.

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