Shubham

Looks at life through the lense of humour

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Every app in India now has "Scratch & Win". It's just a fancy way of giving you absolutely nothing.

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@naqushab Fuck this new trend

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@sagarcasm BJP walo ko resign karne ki adat nahi hai.

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@ckspeaking @SHUBH_DRYFRUITS Let me try this.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

AI to bas aapki job kha jaega, par TCS. . .

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@sagarcasm Bro is a hidden gem.

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@safiranand Sometimes*

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@safiranand I always try to greet them with a smile and maybe tip something. :)

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Arrest the poor. Harass the middle-class. Salute the rich.

[Sameer Allana @HitmanCricket]

I swear I read something else 😭

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@Prince8bx @sagarcasm 'Car'un Dhawan

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Iran could look like this by Monday.

[Aman @AmanHasNoName_2]

Sorry.

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@ckspeaking @Andrew007Uk @UKinKolkata @__Interfaith__ @rangan_datta @ArchaeoNomad @nalrag @RubarooHyd Bhaiya we are the brand ambassador of crowd management. Please aise mat bolo .🤣

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

@ckspeaking Bhaiya aapne fund se kuch paisa mil jaata ear end family engagement k liye toh acha hota.

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

Swedish Mafia????

[Elma @oelma__]

Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden

[Shubham @Shubhamsam1609]

Not just Delhi. Every other city in India is now choking.

[Goopium, Fossil Fools Fan @goopium]

53 people died in chernobyl.

This is bhopal gas. Thousands have died and generations will be born with deformities.

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

Ian Bishop has already started gathering information of all the youngsters sold in the auction by hacking into the UIDAI portal