Hugh Dallas

Former SFA Head of Referee Development, MBE and loyal subject to Queen and country.

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

@STV_Andy Would Celtic simply replace Sion in Pot 4 given that they are seeded higher? Not that I care for the likes of Lennon & Co.

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

@Carles5puyol @3gerardpique @cesc4official Tengo una buena. Si Cesc ficha para el Barça vosotros fichais para el Arsenal.

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

@GrahamSpiers It's MISTER Whyte, you pen pushing presbyterian purveyor of papist propaganda! Have you no respect? Where's your dignity?

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

@guarrandongo It's time you learned some dignity, son. Don't you know it's MISTER Whyte?

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

Thats right,Im back! Going to take those snakes in blazers to court! Why should I be picked out for putting the fenians in their place?

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

@McNallyMirror I think the word you're looking for is 'steadfast'. We shall not be bowed by the shadowey popery of UEFA. Steadfast.

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

UEFA acted after receiving reports from referee Martin Hansson&delegate Geir Thorsteinsson.Hansson,prepare to feel the might of BLUE DIGNITY

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

LENNON'S BAN REDUCED? My wife's face was just starting to heal up! Curse your eyes, lennon! CURSE YOUR EYES!

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

On reflection, I'm rather jealous of Brother Murray. My skin tingles at the mere thought of Bougherra's hands all over me.

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

I've caught myself absent mindedly burning my fingers with a lighter several times today. Will this pain ever go away?

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

Shocked. Disgusted. Appalled. Enraged. The swelling on Mrs Dallas' eye is only now starting to subside. Your day will come Lennon.

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

Brother Tumulty shall be forgiven like those who gave the disgusting corner given at Fir Park and the free kick given to that Jap at Love St

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

impressed,once again,with Brother Conquer's attempts to maintain the dignity of the Scottish game in the face of extreme fenianism

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

Exemplary work by Brother Winters last night. Walter's dignified 11 emerge unscathed. If I know Brian he won't wash that hand for a week!

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

@mogwaiband Splendid. Perthaps the KGB will put a stop to your papish plucking. Such a relentless drone has no place on presbyterian soil.

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

@huddleboard Mr Diouf will be protected from tackles by transubstantiaton merchants. He need not fear fenian fury.

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

The Wily Old Fox of Dignity has two new recruits to the cause.And more dignified these two could not be.Healy &El-Hadj Diouf:#Quintessential

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

@Barry2day Dallas is impervious to such insults, Timothy. Prepare to be crushed by the might of one who is loyal and true. Enter Healy!

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

The cut and thrust of deadline day.The wily old fox,rapier in hand,ready to swoop like a dignified eagle on the cream of presbyterian talent

[Hugh Dallas @ShugDallas]

The Cousins of William may have been sacrificed but our plan continues unabated; Operation Book Timmy But Noone Else is in full flight!