Shulk

Eternal wannabe, EMT, worst girl, grease monkey, gym rat, and chronic over thinker. I like fast cars, pewpew and roller derby

[Shulk @Shulk515]

Really proud of the fact that 2 men in a gay bar did more than the entire Uvalde police department when faced with saving lives.

[Kevin Tierney @Belkevi]

There’s not enough talk on the feed about this thing of beauty. *Chefs kiss * #HometownThrowdown #HTTD #Wftda #derbytwitter

[Shulk @Shulk515]

In roller derby, I completely understand the notion of "don't hate on refs, they're volunteers and can't be expected to be spectacular with every call" but holy cow idk if I've ever had someone be as horny for me on the track as the refs from yesterday.

[Shulk @Shulk515]

Were back!

[Shulk @Shulk515]

@safetycloset SOTR gang SOTR gang

[Shulk @Shulk515]

I've never seen so many children appear out of thin air so quickly.

[Shulk @Shulk515]

Hey. Any parents out there. If you see an ambulance pull up with lights and sirens to a house, don't let your kids go trick or treating there. Holy Jesus.

[Shulk @Shulk515]

How long after Halloween do the trans women have till they need to change from pumpkins to watermelons?

[Shulk @Shulk515]

Just had to tell someone off for suggesting tegaderms as "affordable chest seals". If you want your PT to suffocate from tension pneumothorax then go for it but if you don't want that then get the right fucking equipment.
DO NOT SKIMP OUT ON YOUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES

[Shulk @Shulk515]

Sorry yall. I've been posting less and less on Twitter because I've been enjoying my millions of dollars of BLM money.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

According to Candace Owens, BLM donations were funneled to trans people and no one will ever find out this grand conspiracy because trans people change their names ???

[Shulk @Shulk515]

If you didn't have a vegan poke bowl and a silent disco at pride, does it even count?

[She-Hulk Updates @shehuIkupdates]

Daredevil and She-Hulk
#SheHulk #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw

[Shulk @Shulk515]

Pride in October!

[Shulk @Shulk515]

AC is broken and the neighbors pot smoke is wafting into my windows and giving me a second hand high while I'm trying to work. Just submitted my 3rd maintenance request. I hate apartments and landlords.

[Shulk @Shulk515]

@emmavaria

[Shulk @Shulk515]

Let the Halloween costume making begin!!!

[Shulk @Shulk515]

@RndmStreetMedic Wishing there was an EMS union

[Shulk @Shulk515]

@safetycloset "Generalized weakness which prohibits extended use of a wheelchair" doesn't cut it in this town.

[Shulk @Shulk515]

@safetycloset Oh jeez yeah. Discharges are the wooooooooorst. The most intense part is having to come up with reasons why they require transport by ambulance.

[Shulk @Shulk515]

@Edgeymon oh god I could go through a box of those in a single night

[Shulk @Shulk515]

When I get drunk or stoned, my absolute favorite thing to do is eat cereal. Its a wonderful experience