Morgan Shumate

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

True laziness: choosing to not dry my hair before class because Id rather use that time to lay in bed #thestruggleisreal

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

Cheesedip and sunsets, it doesn't get much better than this 👯👯 @jennadrey @cathryn_winslow @parisaayers

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

Girl by me is talking about how her& a guy have been in a poke war on FB for a yr. Fighting the urge to make a sarcastic comment #mustbelove

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

"Please be careful on the escalator. If you fall, it's gonna hurt." -helpful airport employee #thanksforthetip

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

I don't care if this is a manly thing to say, but Home Depot is the shit. One of the most entertaining stores to shop in ever

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

Woke up at 8:30 so I could be productive packing today. It's now 11, & all I've accomplished is teaching Riley to bark on command 😒 #useless

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

After being in Alabama for the weekend, I have a whole new appreciation for Georgia. #alabamasucks #dontmakemegoback #ever

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

I hate autocorrect. "Hey, poop in my face?" I mean..... "Hey, how are you?" Hahaha 😂 @RSPrisco

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

@cattbyronn hahaha I hate you

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

"I don't want to make any mistakes."
"Then you're in the wrong species love. Be a dog." -PS I Love You

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

"What's the name on the order?" "Barry." "Mary?" "No, Barry. I get it, it's a weird name." Hahaha my dad 😂

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'd rather have my Verizon bill paid instead of getting a dozen roses. Same price and my phone won't die next week. #ValentinesDay

[Kelsey Collin @kels_coll]

Painting the town with my girl @ShumateMorgan after an awful day. #ThirstyThursday #wineoclock 🍷

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

I failed at life in every possible way today 🙈

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

In the interest of my own health and wellbeing, I'm canceling my classes today

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

Sometimes life requires some tequila. #oneofthosedays #cheers

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

You can only lose what you cling to

[Morgan Shumate @ShumateMorgan]

Nailed my head on a bus mirror this morning. Nothing like a little concussion to start off the day 👍