Albert Funney

Attorney and water testing consultant, current CTO (Chief Troll Officer). Don’t like my tweets don’t follow me. Parody Acct.

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@6abc Ok let’s make a deal. You bring back Larry Ferrari, Don Polec’s World and Joe Carchonnie the Green Grocer and we have a deal.

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@BradCGZ Remember Jussie Smollet? Didn’t he try to pull that shit?

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@alphafox Blarry Potter in the Prison or Ax-kaban

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@ywomendeservles You know the coal hath been smoked.

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@ClownWorld @EndWokeness Only laundering here was at one of those coin laundromats. These chicks aren’t smart enough to steal and get away with it.

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@EndWokeness You can’t make this shit up. Philly is a joke now. When Rizzo was the Chief of Police and Mayor the city was well run. People that fucked around found out.

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@gwaunch @TMZ You know all of those guys were high af the whole time in India.

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@TREV19a @nypost

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@NFL_DovKleiman This hoe trying to pretend she is high class and worthy of being a housewife. You can’t make a hoe a housewife. This one is for the streets.

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@NFL_DovKleiman This trollop spread like mustard and then expects young bull to put a ring on it. You just found out. Homie bust three and flee.

The way she talks about her ex tells you all you need to know fellas. Toxic af. She looks like Master Shredder with those fucking nails.

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@DennisW74803630 @akafaceUS Using the term “They” is being pretty liberal bro. The center chick is hot. Caitlin is talented but def not hot. The chick on the right looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels.

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@JohnnyLCKai “A man can’t get a rod, he can’t fight.” - Terry Silver

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@Variety She’s a good looking chick with a decent point of view. I’d throw it to her. Unfortunately, she’s surrounded by the fucking predator (Woopie), an illegal alien, and a washed up comedian.

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@brockpierson Bill Burr stopped being funny after Patrice died and he grew a pussy.

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@theclassicgear Great way to make your wife’s rack more presentable.

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@itslunawilde Hey girl… if you’d like, I could finish on the dark side of your hair and make it match the other side. MySpace me.

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@barstoolsports They never stopped being an embarrassment. Trust the process. They must think Philly fans are a bunch of suckas. Embid is washed up. The whole team is mid af. This whole team will be replaced by AI next year anyway.

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@Emilio2763 Looks like ol’ tithead from Lil Nicky