Shelby Hunemiller

pug enthusiast

[Shelby Hunemiller @Shunemiller]

Raise your hands if you’re ready for XC szn! #SCXC #simpsoncollege

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

Heartbreaking news out of Kenya this morning

[Simpson Storm Sports @StormSports]

Dave Cleveland, @Simpson_TF head coach and assistant athletic director, is stepping down after 16 years. Heath Moenck, @SimpsonXC head coach, takes over as director of track and field and cross country.

📰 https://t.co/iJou1fmf3j

[Simpson XC/TF @SimpsonXCTF]

Was an honor and privilege having Coach Ellingson on our staff majority of the past decade. He was loved and cherished by all. We were blessed.

[Simpson XC/TF @SimpsonXCTF]

BOOM! Down goes school record that stood since 1984, held by Danny Bauer @ 14:28.70. NEW SCHOOL RECORD 14:26.13. Currently 7th in the country!

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

Every academic submitting work done in lockdown

[T @tylerthecreator]

im sorry lmfao

[Split Trunk @SlickWitTheKeys]

EVERYONE needs to watch this. And I mean EVERYONE.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Total time a fly sat on Mike Pence's head: two minutes

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

We're getting our first look at the logo for the 2028 Los Angeles Summer Olympics!

[Shelby Hunemiller @Shunemiller]

Just found out SRU’s campus plays the same church bells as Simpson every hour. Knew I picked the right grad school 💚 #feelslikehome

[maybe: DO NOT ANSWER @HardKN0XLife]

She did this in natural sunlight with water and many people in the comments didn’t catch on until the third drink. Now replace this with a colored drink in a dark, crowded, club after a few drinks...this is scary

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

In this country Viagra is covered by insurance without question, but birth control coverage is dependent upon the religious ideals of employers/institutions.

If that sounds:
- misogynistic
- discriminatory
- irresponsible
- indicative of systemic sexism
that’s because it is!

[Snitty Shainzona @coyotecreek158]

If a mask mandate is an infringement of rights, why is controlling a uterus a function of government?

Asking for a friend.

[Shelby Hunemiller @Shunemiller]

@meganxkristine Mercari