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@andyburnham This has to be parody 😂

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@ZwebackHD Spitting fax zewee

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@Letsiok57 @humugofficial Assistant ref was correct dumbass

It’s offside

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@d_nyosunga @humugofficial It was 100000% the right call

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@humgadgets @humugofficial Banned for calling it correctly?

Surely you ain’t that stupid

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The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️

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@ZwebackHD Zwe, never change. This is generational 😭😭😭😂😂

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@OskarBVB09 @VietMarxist18 Cope

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The ZwebackHD Official Statement on my completely normal timeline that I'm looking at right now (LONG POST).

I want to introduce you to the Atomic Ant, well, his scientific name is Sebastian Giovinco but some of you might not know that name. He played in the Serie A and scored 14 goals over a five year period for Juventus. He was a vibe but he was no Messi IRL. Any way, I spent a large part of my early content creator career sorting players on FUT Head that were under 5'6 because their dribbling was diffy compared to others. I would erupt whenever I found a cheap Messi-like player from an off league that you didn't have to spend millions of coins to get. Why did I have this fetish? Because it was fun. I liked using players that most people weren't using and doing fun stuff with them. Did he have any business being as good as he is in UT? Absolutely not, but it's a video game and we play video games for fun and for me running in between my opps legs with the Atomic Ant was peak.

You know what's not fun? Coming up against Pina every game in FC 26. You wanna know what's also not fun? Coming up against that Dutch freak Van De Ven who has NEVER won the Balon d'Or every game as well. Also Theo Hernandez. I'm never naming my future kids Theo or Micky or anything like that. Scientifically Van De Ven is a Championship level player and shouldn't be doing what he does in game.

Using Selma Bacha in FC 24 was some of the most fun I've ever had playing a FIFA/FC game. Finding out who the Bayern women's players are (especially Julia Gwinn) has added another layer of support to my Bayern fandom. In conclusion, women in FC is a vibe for so many reasons, all of which would require an entire essay or video to list. Whether it's the Atomic Ant or Kika, short overpowered players are part of the FIFA/FC culture and deserve a seat at the table!! Thanks for reading!! 👫⚽️

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@HamzahP22 @Salahisalegend @thabit_mcfc @ZwebackHD 15 year old with attention span of a potato

Go figure

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@ChelseaInPhotos Uhhhhh can you delete….

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@Salahisalegend @thabit_mcfc @ZwebackHD is the only FUT streamer watchable

Performer, doesn’t bitch and piss over trivial pixels on the screen

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@ZwebackHD W feminist king

The game is the problem. Not the women

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@mikaeljvf He was mostly right tbh

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@CFC_OBED That’s a penalty lmao STFU

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@justcfc @kierangill_DM Was it offering £5 pound a week ? He ain’t playing much better then that

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@Rosemarry__vt Star Wars battlefront 2

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@WestHam_Central Nightmare blunt rotation

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@ps1loadscreen Doll bludgers

The doll is the government assistance payment

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@DeadlineDayLive You’re getting blocked for this

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@DataMB_ Comparing defending stats for attacking mids ☠️