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Rinna 2020.

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@GMA @GStephanopoulos @LaraSpencer @CeciliaVega @arobach LOL. you just showed a bunch of dildos on national television at 7:50am.

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@GMA I rubbed my eyes and took another sip of coffee to make sure I was seeing this right - might want to have a discussion with @LaraSpencer’s editing team...#liveongma #InstagramBlackout2019 yikes.

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2019 is ready for you, @tomgreenlive!! so funny and genuine!! #CBB2

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Is there a better way to spend a Saturday night than getting drunk on expensive champagne and watching a Ken Burns documentary?

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@TheEllenShow

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There must be a better delivery vehicle. @bernieandphyls what are you thinking? #fail glad that’s not my mattress. 😂#nosuchthingasfreedelivery #wetblanket

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#memoryfoam

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@wjn_7 Peaked at 10:59am and the hit rock bottom at 12:32pm when the #byosnacks lady rested her bare feet on the chair next to me while drinking the homemade smoothie she just pulled out of her backpack.

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I will never understand the decision to walk into Starbucks with your own snacks in ziplock bags, sit down with your laptop to work, and not order anything. #starbucks #byosnacks

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@wjn_7 Wait I’m literally eating string cheese. I bought it at Starbucks.

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Update: this same person is now watching animated Dilbert cartoons on her laptop with the sound on.

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Wow. https://t.co/XgxrqwPUkJ

[Hidden Valley Ranch @HVRanch]

✨FOLLOW & RETWEET FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! ✨ Nothing marks #NationalRanchDay like a real jewel-encrusted ranch bottle fit for people who royally love ranch.

Ends 5/19 at 11:59pm PT. NoPurNec18+ Official rules: https://t.co/7DRJkRZCQc

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@CocaColaCo #shareacoke #terriblecustomerservice #buyerbeware #cocacola

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@CocaColaCo wow. Worst #customerservice experience I've ever had. The Coca-Cola Store representative could not have been less helpful or more rude on the phone. I have been a shareholder for over 25 years, and the way I was just treated disgusts me.

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@MsJuneDiane: looks like this is not affiliated with you, uh oh. You need a cut of the profits... https://t.co/ipxNtmTdcK cc: @caseyrosewilson @Daniellestuff #bitchsesh

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@GordonRamsay what do you think of my #BooBerry cereal with almond milk?

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@enjoyLaCroix Peach Pear!!!!

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@BOSTON_WATER @AlbertoDMendoza @bostonpolice Any idea how long this will last?

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It's Sunday Schaal Day! #LastManOnEarth #BobsBurgers #SundaySchaalDay cc: @LastManFOX @BobsBurgersFOX @kristenschaaled