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reply guy, monitoring the situation, aspiring alchemist, amateur meme collector

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@elonmusk @VladTheInflator @EthanforMD @grok Elon… you did the meme bro

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@PeacemakingSt @HoldenCCole John 10:30? Or do you just ignore when Jesus litterally says it?

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@ExeggcuteEmpire @KabutoKing_ This is too perfect

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@MarioNawfal @elonmusk Yay i can use the meme again

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@Rekt57v @Juaninatr1llion @BasedMikeLee I can call myself a potato but it doesn’t make me a potato

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@iGotHakusHALP @KabutoKing_ Wow

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@typ1calchance @KabutoKing_ Then you are a very rich man

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@BasedMikeLee And im a woman if i say im a woman… right Mike?

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@Georgia_Belle23 @BasedMikeLee Right… because it isnt…

Its like saying islam is christian because it mentions Christ

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@Juaninatr1llion @BasedMikeLee Oh? Thats what hes bitching about?

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This totally did not happen

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

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@Rachelchan222

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@JATmallet Tortures them in his bad dad lair

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@mbateman If kids arent left to be kids, they grow up to be kids.

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@e_cdalton Angrily worded tweets on the internet will suffice for him

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

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@TiffanyMetalDes @DschlopesIsBack The fascists are quaking in their boots rn

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@peterb @Sassafras_sv @LaurenWitzkeDE