Sarah Patterson

Mum to 2 beautiful kids, Fiancée, part-time cake maker, part-time administrator, try to keep fit, I sometimes even do the housework 😜

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@Matt_Pinner You’re clearly not as old as me! 😂 I got 20

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@wweisawesome123 You’ve got this! ☺️

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@jk_rowling @xBluntBunnyx Absofuckinglutely! 💪🏻

[Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦 @frontlinekit]

French senator perfectly describes the Trump situation.

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@RevRichardColes You were fantastic in the jungle, thoroughly enjoyed watching you ☺️

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@kevharrison_ Happy birthday Daniel x

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@fesshole 🤮

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@rosBIGWRITING My son had this stupid rule in his school until a new headteacher came in a got rid of it. I’ve never understood why a nice short hair cut is a problem, yet there are kids with long hair over their faces that look scruffy!!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Beer Vs. Vodka

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@HumansNoContext R

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@sarajcox Not so much disaster but I enjoyed making this one!

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

My mug shot

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for @TinaTheMusical with @TodayTixUK! Tap to unlock: https://t.co/CA51RQFWoD

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@jackwhitehall This is awesome, congrats x

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@RealRazor @WeAreTransform_ Looking fantastic

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@mrdanwalker Wishing you a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@Michelle07red @fesshole 😂😂 I thought it was just me. Yes please someone explain! 🤯

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@CHIMPSINSOCKS Yes my ankles are the worse, subsided since being on HRT, however I still have times when it’s worse than others. It’s frustrating when I love to walk!

[Gaz Jackson @GazJacksonrmt]

Tomorrow I’ll be going on a picket line and I’ll be wearing my winter coat hope that’s okay with everyone 👌 @RMTunion #uptheworkers

[Sarah Patterson @ShushieP]

@hiitaylorblake So glad he’s feeling better, can’t wait for him to be back to his antics very soon ❤️