Christopher Shuster

SC: Chris.Shuster | student | CEO of your mom’s house

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

Yeah I have a dad bod but at least I don’t put “like my recent” on my story

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

all my friends are hot, funny, and pure of heart. how’d i get so lucky

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

just saw the minecraft movie, life changing cinema

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

they finally identified who jack the ripper was. shot clock violation?

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

everytime I go out in public I fall in love with several strangers… why me…

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

if she has an Amex card, i’m gonna get real slutty, real quick

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

If you can’t drive in the snow, don’t live in northern states, it’s super inconsiderate…

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

listening to EDM at 8:00 am on the way to ur office job should be a federal crime, like grow up

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

why do I put on a top tier fit just to get complimented by other dudes

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

@Maxptrson10 *gets zero likes*

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

“r u seeing anyone else?”

“sorry i’m actually not taking any questions at this time”

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

my 50-year-old manager said he liked my playlist at work, i literally just played early 2010’s kesha

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

@ofquinzel my*

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

why do people act like they’ve never driven in snow before when it first snows, we live in minnesota wtf

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

getting ur haircut <<<<< getting ur eyebrows done

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

baffled, bewildered, flabbergasted

[Jaden @jaden]

When You Know Aliens Are Real But Swag Is Life

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

one of them “i’m never drinking again” kinda mornings

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

@asapworms Jimmy?

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

i was made to belong to the streets, swear

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

@PlaytoyCarti SETTLE DOWN!

[Christopher Shuster @Shuster_Chris]

@PlaytoyCarti ur too sweet stop