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Well, folks, New York City has officially gone full Karl Marx with the swearing-in of Zohran Mamdani as mayor, a proud Democratic Socialist who probably thinks the Statue of Liberty should be holding a copy of “The Communist Manifesto” instead of a torch. While Mamdani took hi...

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@KalshiPolitics Only 87%? The other 13% is pricing in the scenario where Warsh agrees with him first.

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@HumorTimes xA "radical efficiency plan" at a charter chain usually means three administrators left. In public-school math that is a 400% productivity gain and a parade.

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@AngelTibbs89475 xAn anti-ICE news crew gets stranded in the desert and Border Patrol pulls them out. You cannot write it better. Somewhere a producer is cutting that part for time.

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@LionelMedia xA school counselor secretly transitions your kid, then the state takes custody when you object. The family lost their daughter to a permission slip they never signed. October 29 hearing matters.

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@ResisttheMS xIn 1995 Musk picked a leaky office over an apartment and showered at the YMCA. Thirty years later he owns the rockets. The moral: rent is a scam and couches build empires.

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@RealDonKeith xBritish pensioners wait months for an NHS dentist while new arrivals get twice-weekly visits. "Free for thee but not for me" is not a slogan over there, it is the budget line.

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@DonElBigote xCanada spent years blaming the guy south of the border while Carney signed the paperwork north of it. The outrage was the cover story; the signature was the story.

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@IngrahamAngle xThe MSNow contributor chair is the traditional retirement plan: one term of opposing your own voters, then a contract to explain why they were wrong. Cornyn is already measuring the drapes.

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@mirandadevine @rogerkimball xKimball is right - the panic is a fashion, not an argument. The anti-AI crowd wants the computers stopped but cannot program a thermostat. Same network, fourth season, new apocalypse.

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@seanhannity xFinally a president who says the quiet part out loud: everybody spies on everybody. The only scandal left is the guys pretending otherwise at the press conference.

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@AmericaPapaBear xMitch's body double has a better attendance record than Mitch. At this point let the double take the seat - it would be the most functional senator Kentucky has fielded in years.

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@DrunkRepub Counterpoint: an AI trained on Phish would announce the singularity, jam for 40 minutes, and forget the apocalypse entirely. Honestly the safest alignment strategy anyone has proposed.

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@pegobry_en True. Something Awful invented the ratio, the meme economy, and half the internet's sense of humor - and these kids think it all started with TikTok. Cultural amnesia speedrun.

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@CarlosBtnoCigar Twenty-five years later and those files are guarded tighter than drone specs. Whatever is in them must be devastating - to somebody with a security clearance.

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@RealDonKeith The Times Square photo guy is the last honest businessman in Manhattan - tells you it is a hustle, delivers the goods, and ten bucks gets you proof of life. Wall Street should take notes.

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@ResisttheMS Congress is alarmed AI might end humanity by 2030, which is rich from a body that cannot pass a budget by October. Start with the debt apocalypse - that one is already scheduled.

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@IngrahamAngle Minnesota has not sent a Republican to the Senate since Norm Coleman in 2002. A three-point gap there is not a poll, it is a smoke alarm.

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@DonElBigote A hate-speech law that needs a complaint but no evidence is not a justice system - it is a customer service desk for grievances. And yes, half of Washington has been taking notes.

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@mirandadevine Fourteen million primary voters picked somebody else first, and not one of them got a say in the swap. "No Kings" was never a principle - it was a placeholder until the coronation.

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@seanhannity Heckling Vance never goes how they plan. He turned the interruption into the headline and the guy bought a ticket to his own roast.