ShutTheChuckUp

a five-year old’s opinion on everything.

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Me: Chuck, you are a son.
Chuck: I’M THE SUN, I’M A HOT BOY.

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If Daddy had your bingo wings he would fly away from you.

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Chuck meets the volleyball team for the first time.
Chuck: I thought you were playing volleyball, not “miss the ball every time,” Kevin.

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Chuck: Do you know how to make glue? You make glue and then you put it in a glue container. I don’t know how to make glue.

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Chuck: *counting to ten* One mister zippy, two mister zippy, three mister zippy.

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Chuck: *eating with his hands*

Me: Chuck, don't eat like a savage.

Chuck: I'm not savage, you predator.

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*takes mug of frozen water out of freezer*
Chuck: It’s frozen!
*drops mug, ice and water goes everywhere*
Chuck: So, this has not been a great success.

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*watching DIY Life Hack videos*

Chuck: This is all so unnecessary.

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Chuck: Hamburgers aren’t called hamburgers. They. Are. Called. Crabby. Patties.

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Chuck: Are lemons good for you?

Me: Yes.

Chuck: Good, this lemon candy is healthy.

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Chuck: *sneaks up behind me* I REALLY LIKE TUNA! I LIKE TUNA! TUUUUUNAAAAA.

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*LEGO boat sinks*

Chuck: Oh Papouse, how could you do this to me!?

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*singing to himself in the bathtub*
Chuck: How de l’eau can you go, how de l’eau can you go!

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**Official announcement**
Chuck: Pyjama pants are called sleep trousers.

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Me: I wish I didn’t have to wear a bra, my boobs would be free all day.

Chuck: Yeah, they could like, dance and get a snack.