carls≅

10% height + 90% shouting

[Chris Webb @Chris_Webb1]

Before #FIFA start pumping the propaganda tonight and telling us all how amazing this #WorldCup has been, let’s remember they oversaw:

- highest ticket prices ever and took a cut from resale sites.

- did nothing about Somalian referee and dozens of staff who were banned from entering the US for no legitimate reason.

- stood by as Iran were forced to train outside the US and travel in on match days.

- overturned red cards after phone calls with the president.

- Americanised the beautiful game with hydration (TV) breaks and 25 mins half time in the final

- guided Argentina through the tournament with less travel, VAR support and blatantly turning a blind due to their aggression and foul play.

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

@118buckstiel Spurs … about as miserable as supporting England but it’s a truly beautiful experience (also much like supporting England)

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

@118buckstiel Snap

[Wefail @wefail]

Britain will never look like this again because business rates/rent & Brexit's import duty are far too high to make a greengrocer's profitable, plus that pond is now full of shit for maximum water company profits, and lastly, Thatcher helped sell off all of our car manufacturing.

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

Coming from a bisexual ~girl with a boyfriend too btw and guess what…. People only know I’m bisexual/non binary if I chose to tell them. It’s just not the same type of discrimination is it.

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

There’s nothing more annoying than seeing a comment on a beautiful lesbian post about deserving sunshine during pride month, and it’s a girl saying “I’m bisexual with a boyfriend and I deserve sunshine too” or whatever

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

@wiccaaphase Real

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Happy Birthday Sir David

We won’t protect what we don’t love & we won’t love what we don’t know

Thank you for enabling us to know & love this precious planet even more deeply

Now we must urgently act on that love - and protect & restore the earth while there’s still time 💚

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

YIPPEEEEEEEEE

[Olivia Rodrigo @oliviarodrigo]

‘drop dead,’ the first single from my new album, is out april 17!!! 🩷 https://t.co/RPFk70VnbJ

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

I 🩷 Olivia Rodrigo and I 🩷 the colour pink… so this will be a brilliant album cycle for me

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

BACK IN MY NATURAL HABITAT 8 YEARS LATER (Shoutout to the person who single handedly held me up at one point and told me “you’re okay” as I almost fell down)

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

@racheIaIi I was screaming down the middle don’t worry (I lost my shit when he started playing dizzy)

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

Pull up to park 45 whole minutes after doors was meant to be and the queue is genuinely round the block…. wtf

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

@racheIaIi See u there xxxx

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

8 years ago btw @racheIaIi ….

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

@racheIaIi @waterparks @awsten I HAVE ONE OF AWSTEN LOOKING AT U HAHAHAHA

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

@racheIaIi @waterparks @awsten Rachel I have so many funny reaction pics from us meeting them LIKE WHAT ARE THESE

[carls≅ @ShutUpCarlene]

@racheIaIi If I can perhaps tag along with u, I actually will!

[ebby ᥫ᭡. @luvshqrks]

wtf is casual. casual drinking, casual dating. i only know extreme. extreme substance abuse, extreme attachment and lovebombing