schmemily

one day I’ll shut up, not today tho

[alyssa @spacedglam]

Yeah

[josh @cybersnitch]

everything just circles back to drag

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Being a hater is free and awesome!

[vita @majipres]

I hope all the sexy women break up with their stupid ugly boyfriends in 2026

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[the sandwich @heyynineteen]

the concept of an al pacino stan account live tweeting giving birth

[𝐒ahi ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ @eternlmoonshine]

people that i dislike shouldnt be allowed to consume the media that i like

[kaden ✴︎⋆.° @fancyforit]

they’d walk the mile with me in middle school

[jynx @jynxbby]

me when i smell weed in public…

[uno @whatahappycat]

phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

No I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

At this point I hope hell is real just so I can see Trump suffer there.

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

do you wanna go see a movie with me every weekend for the rest of our lives

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[Daya Betty @daya_betty417]

Girls, let’s bring back tumblr

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

me leaving william sonoma with a le creuset dutch oven in my cooter

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i love a “this is us” ass girl like yeah babe, we are those 2 hashbrowns