Brendan Long

Well intentioned IT bungler, now promising less technical stuff and more barefoot bearded nail polished slacker fashion running

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@Richmond_FC I lived just over the river in Hawthorn many years ago and can remember walking home along Bridge Rd after a Richmond win. On The Spot were open late and as I went past there was a huge cheer and a wave and a Go Tiges! from inside. Great to see they are still going strong!

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@SquareWordOrg Speaking of which, is there a way to copy your stats (not quite as good as Vijay's, mind you!) from one computer to another? I've tried copying the cookies over but this didn't do it for me :(

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I guess it’s OK to have three number elevens in your team if the opposition has three second change medium pacers. #Ashes

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I'm telling my boss that I'm doing a Seb Berwick at work today #couchpeloton

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Favourites - GigaChad, Rapunzel crew, Aussie Pantene Commercial, Old Blokes in Undies. We should win. #SBSEurovision

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I don't think England can do anything after that #SBSEurovision

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Best floor routine of the night from a crowded field #SBSEurovision

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I like the Slovenian guys, but they could try closing their mouths every now and then
#SBSEurovision

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Blood and Glitter sounds like a really bad day at kindergarten #SBSEurovision

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Another piano with nobody playing it! #SBSEurovision

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Trying hard not to make a joke about the little guy with the flute jumping over his leg #SBSEurovision

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It's the Michelon Man with his shirt off! #SBSEurovision

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Mum, you can go on #SBSEurovision, but you have to promise not to dance. #Albania

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It's like Lara Croft with her undies on the outside #SBSEurovision

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Cyprus with the Aussie GigaChad! Exceeding expectations #SBSEurovision

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@AFL Man up Gryan Miers

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Don't mind me, I'm just doing a bit of #schadenscrolling

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Sneak preview of the new Twitter verification logo

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The only B-52s I would welcome in Australia are the ones that sing Love Shack

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Day 1 of new twitter and ivermectin just showed up on my "What's happening" list