Birch Beer Enthusiast

professional ass-kicker at rock, paper, scissors

[Birch Beer Enthusiast @ShutUpMattt]

Retweeting this in case I get this tattooed someday

[brendan murphy @brendan905]

hey bro the current will carry us sucks shit lmao

[Birch Beer Enthusiast @ShutUpMattt]

@callousdaoboys are one of the greatest bands out there. Go see em and don’t be a dummy

[Carson Pace @Carsondaoboys]

That’s right

[Birch Beer Enthusiast @ShutUpMattt]

What a fun week! Colonoscopy today, then seeing @callousdaoboys tomorrow ❤️

[Birch Beer Enthusiast @ShutUpMattt]

HE DOESN’T MISS

[baja blast beat @kevseapa]

DAY OF MOURNING
DESPISED ICON

[Birch Beer Enthusiast @ShutUpMattt]

@kevseapa @yesitsmyaccount It’s got electrolytes! It’s what plants crave!

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Unbelievably hard shot

[baja blast beat @kevseapa]

They Don't Really Care About Us - Michael Jackson

[Birch Beer Enthusiast @ShutUpMattt]

25th ABR show was amazing

[Birch Beer Enthusiast @ShutUpMattt]

Absolutely in love with this piece of my fiancé and I ❤️

Artwork by: @alyssa_michael2

[baja blast beat @kevseapa]

played a 90 minute set
ngl we crushed that shit!!
shoutout Lititz for an amazing hometown show!!!

[Covie @covie_93]

Strange how Kash Patel and Todd Blanche can look at seashells on a beach and decided to dig further but see emails with grown men discussing raping kids and decided that there's nothing there.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Please, do NOT stop talking about the Trump/Epstein pedofiles.
Please, do NOT stop talking about the Trump/Epstein pedofiles.
Please, do NOT stop talking about the Trump/Epstein pedofiles.
Please, do NOT stop talking about the Trump/Epstein pedofiles.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Early American Trailer Trash

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Rapists and pedophiles should get the death penalty I don’t care how fucked up your childhood was

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This pathetic piece of shit Raped Children.

Pass it on.

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

Trump was raping a child when she bit his penis to stop him. Trump violently hit her. That’s a small part of the FBI report inside Epstein files. FBI interviewed the victim 4 times and found her to be credible. Trump is a pedophile rapist. Drag the SOB out of the White House.

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

The sexual tension between me and a tattoo that i don’t have money for right now

[maxie 🦇 @femmesbian]

i just spent an hour on this

[Birch Beer Enthusiast @ShutUpMattt]

I can’t believe I’m seeing @callousdaoboys in June. I’m gonna cry dawg 😭

[HARDLORE @hardlorepod]

Bo’s last ride… We took our guy all the way to Wrestlemania inside a sacred wrestling artifact.

Thank you to the best in the world @cmpunk.