Shut Up, Sergeant

hey B)

[Shut Up, Sergeant @ShutUpSergeant]

https://t.co/HfmglrjNHX

Because social media fucking sucks at most things: I made a personal website! I put too much effort into it, check it

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oh shit you can change your handle to your domain. hell yeah

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Aight, I'm making the call. This awful rage-bait hell hole is legit sapping all of my mental energy, and has been for a while now honestly.

I'll still tweet when I eventually have things to promote, but for my *very* sparse ramblings you can catch me you-know-where.

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It's up in the air whether I actually end up using 🦋 that much, but I DO use this other shitty website that I can't shorten into an emoji. In case you care.

Okay! Bye!

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what earthly fucking thing have I ever done with my damn twitter account to make the dogshit algorithm think I give a flying fuck about shit like this
my feed has been awful already and this is the backbreaking straw to me killing my twitter account, I'm dead serious

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I'm not saying I didn't join in too but
That guy who's entire YouTube career is ridiculing Bloober Team is absolutely shitting himself right now

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

Clip Artist ✏️📚

wanted to try making a Books track - dreamy and sample heavy. a video and audio tribute to artists unknown

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hard predict, this shit is gonna be as bad or WORSE than league. I smell it on the wind

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no shade towards anyone enjoying deadlock but valve grew that shit in a lab to be as toxic as possible lol

think a supervillain about to flood the city with nerve gas, but it's valve ready to make the gaming landscape absolute hell the next few years

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@NitroRad Fly Knight!
https://t.co/ckt9v1mDvm

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@RebelTaxi https://t.co/FYgB96uqHa is sick as hell

https://t.co/Hfmglrklxv is mine and I'm relatively proud of it

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@kitelinekoneko @Stylish_Kira super valid, really looking forward to it!

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@wayneradiotv good. stay sad forever.

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@PatStaresAt the final boss's 2nd phase makes me feel like I'm playing overwatch

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my favorite boss design from the base game was the burial tree watchdog, so I'm very happy the dlc dished out a bunch of weird freaks.
I know fucked up knights are the souls m.o., but "living lion puppet" is just objectively cooler.

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Beat Shadow of the Erdtree!!! My official review:

The smithscript greathammer is one of the best weapons ever put in a video game
The final boss is one of the worst encounters ever put in a video game

good game

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link gets the physgun, zelda gets the spawn menu. this is the basis of any healthy relationship

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tbh the best thing valve could do with TF2 is just shut down the official servers. Give the issue over to the community, they could probably handle it better. community servers are where it's at anyways.

TF2 players won't like that answer tho cuz itll devalue their unusuals lol

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actually if you read the guy's description it doesn't make like any sense anyways so whatever

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"Puzzle Games".

like am I going fuckin insane here or what

[Massimog @massim0g]

So, what are we calling these?

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@DaftCinderss late reply but this is the original unedited picture.
there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no siivagunner building