Shashank

writer, stand-up comedian. Link to my stand-up video 👇

[Shashank @ShutUpShashank]

listen up girl.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[323 @Ggod323]

every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

I dont know if it counts as a poem but

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[Myshkin @AxeOfRaskolnikv]

Very nice

[Zainab @oluremi__]

Made my mom a hard drive of films last year and ever so often she'll text me something like this

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Being corrected on basically anything) I’m sorry, I didnt realise you went to knowledge school

[27. @dimvji]

everything is a sign if you’re crazy enough

[Ajay Rotti @ajayrotti]

6 players in an ice cream market and Japan is worried. We have effectively 2 and half players in a critical sector like Telecom and we are chill 😂😂😂

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a full conversation with a really yappy cat is one of life's most distinct pleasures

[Salomé Sibonex @SalomeSibonex]

This is good and confirms several of my suspicions, particularly that none of it really matters so you're free to live like every day is the start of a vacation you've been dreaming of.

Our inability to realize how little time we really have is probably our biggest delusion.

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways

[nick usen @nickusen]

The below clip actually comes from a very charming Q&A Zach Cregger gave to a class of high school students. Here is his great follow-up answer to what to do if Elfing isn’t working for you

[spanish latte• @4lwayshigh]

Zero engagement won't stop me from tweeting.

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but "I'll be happy when" is a moving target that has never once stopped moving. The "when" relocates every time you arrive. Happiness isn't waiting for you at some distant destination. It's waiting for you to claim it, today.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

One of my favorite things about traveling is how it shatters the illusion that the life you’ve always known is the only way to live. It reminds you that there are countless ways to live, and yours is just one of them.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life