Shut Up Stupid

Portland based Comedian

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I need a hero is a great song to drive to but really doesn’t hold up at all red light

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@sundayjeff Game night!

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If you bring your scooter and wear a
Motorcycle helmet on public transit, you are the asshole #trimet #bussingit #pdx

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@TheBonfireSXM Where can we get the Bobby Kelly version?

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I treat my Roomba like I would treat a blind dog, just without the guilt

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@TheBonfireSXM @RichVos So that’s why Al and the Monkeys thought they were good

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Just fist bumped a guy asking for a lighter. I thought he saw my set and was saying good job. He saw my set. He needed a lighter.

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@tomsegura Just in case you hadn't been sent this before:
Screams Of Pain: Thief Gets Impaled On A Fence After Trying To Escape An Apartment! - https://t.co/F8fWVUGMnO via @Worldstar #WSHH #WORLDSTAR

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Portland’s Funniest Person competition: Josh Larsen 2022 https://t.co/mkUrfTA6R5 via @YouTube
#standupcomedy #portlandcomedy #hereatbeans #portland #comedy

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Hey @DanSoder or @bigjayoakerson I need help, what’s the name of the author who does ghetto kids stories read by someone with a stripper name? @TheBonfireSXM I must share

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Tonight @heliumcomedypdx come watch me do stand up and see if I like better or worse than this headshot a few years ago. Tuesday, 7pm! https://t.co/qh8TVeXFAQ

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Come see me try to be Portlands Funniest Person this Tuesday @heliumcomedypdx #portlandcomedy #portland #heliumcomedyclub #portlandsfunniest #standupcomedy #standup @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/ysfjotnwtb

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Check out this Store on @Bonfire: Here at Beans https://t.co/APC4Z3oOt9

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Check out this Store on @Bonfire: Here at Beans https://t.co/APC4Z3oOt9

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Tonight come see me tell jokes blocks away from where I used to hit home runs as a kid @ The Spot On Sports Pub https://t.co/OjoeRoM6sb

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Showtime. Nice to be back at it @ Kirkpatricks Sports Bar & Grill https://t.co/wFMrWScLWW

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I’ve never seen anyone as confident as a millennial using the word queer #Millennials #confident #ADHD

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When your stomach hurts, try taking a grumpy. See if that turns your frown upside down #wednesdaythought #Deppvsheard #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #takingagrumpy

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Come get your laugh on… #comedy #portlandcomedy #standup #showup

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“She took a grumpy” needs to be a sound clip for my life and for @TheBonfireSXM @DanSoder @bigjayoakerson