TashTalk

Mom and stand-in mom. Dad joke connoisseur

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In March of 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first ever telephone call…moments later, he was contacted about his vehicle’s extended warranty.

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@EndWokeness Her shooter was also charged, while his wasn’t…

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This mindset of shooting people for pulling into the wrong driveway or knocking on the wrong door is absolutely terrifying for those of us moonlighting as delivery drivers. The amount of people defending this behavior is truly disturbing.

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Drake Bell is apparently missing, and there’s only one reasonable explanation…

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@lawandordertv

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Me to people who click “skip intro” when streaming SVU:

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Y’all rednecks are really out here boycotting country music and beer because you hate a certain group of people. Literally what do you even have left? 🥴😂

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@MattWalshBlog How they made him feel growing up.

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@MattWalshBlog Racism in the confines of his own home? I don’t care how you feel about kaepernick, his parents should be held accountable for their mistakes. He probably didn’t have the kind of parents we did (I would hope), but that doesn’t mean they’re not responsible for

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A present parent who doesn’t know how to love you is much more painful than the absent parent who wasn’t around to keep you hungry for it. And when the present parent leaves? Well, you just spend the rest of your life missing something you never had.

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Grief is weird. One minute, you’re talking shit and cracking jokes about your dead mom, then the next, you’re driving an hour and a half in the middle of the night because you miss her

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The moms who gave us tiny droplets of love and affection, just to turn around and remind you that you didn’t deserve it…

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Well, actually, you miss those tiny moments of warmth, the moments when you felt like maybe she loved you after all.

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Not me two seconds away from screaming for help in the gas station bathroom because I’m pulling on a door that should be pushed 🤦🏻‍♀️

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FYI:

Labeling yourself “midsize” does not miraculously make you a size 12-14

Sincerely,

A fellow PLUS SIZE woman (because I’m a human being and not a fucking car)

That is all 😂

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It was actually their engagement, but still…

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Everyone’s talking about how Miley Cyrus wrote flowers to contradict the song Liam dedicated to her for their wedding and I’m just over here like…why on earth was THAT the song he chose in the first place 😂 like, no wonder they’re divorced 💀

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@BuenoForMiami There isn’t one, and I support this 🤷🏻‍♀️
I dropped out of school and got my GED, I now work at children’s healthcare of atlanta. Great job. Great benefits. High school was awful. If given the choice, I would absolutely make the same decision.