Tay✌

I have learned to kiss the wave that throws me against the Rock of Ages

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

@HoodieAllen @PokerGO Chippies

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

It’s not that deep if I watch your insta story I promise. If I follow you, you gets your views cuz I click on my story and let it play till all the stories are watched, I prolly ain’t even see the story.

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

“YoU CaN LoSe WeIgHt WiThOuT rUnNiNg So fAsT oR GoInG sO HaRd” Actually I’m not trying to lose weight at all, I’m trying to run away from my demons

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

Nothing I love more than a good 90 Day Fiancé spin-off but god damn why do you play the entire scene just to replay it after the commercial break

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

I dunno who the fuck I think I am but I thought I should withdraw off weed and caffeine, whilst also on my period, don’t even look in my direction for two weeks pls.

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

My favorite little plant died and I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what was goin on with him and once is was too late I found a salt packet in his drainage dish!! I’m a murderer!!

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

To you I can admit, that I’m just to soft for all of it

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

I just want to know what’s going on in the mind of the guy who drives a car that sets off all the car alarms on my street at 9pm every night

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

I know everyone says they don’t have a favorite child but my rubber trees are my favorite children and I feel no shame

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

Tyler decided right now to suggest his first rom com to watch together and it’s Love & Other Drugs. Why is he trying to trigger me at such a sensitive time?

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

I quit my job that I worked 8 years to get to the top of just to start all over somewhere else because they didn’t value me and I’ve never been happier. If you’re scared to make a leap, this is your sign. Do it.

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

I QUIT MY JOB!!

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Someone talk me into quitting my job pls I hate it so much

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

How did I forget Untouchable is one of my favorite Taylor songs

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I’m convinced every Karen is that woman that had absolutely no life outside of being a mom and now there kids moved out and don’t want to talk to them anymore so they’re bored and lonely

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

I needed this new Demi album more than I could even imagine

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Hear me out, an app like Yelp, but instead food service and retail workers get to review and rate asshole customers.

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

When you pay 1800 to live in a loft 😭😭

[mykaila 🧚🏽‍♀️ @glambymykaila]

1Bedroom apartments being 1500+ should be illegal

[Tay✌ @ShutUpTay_]

Is there a place on the internet (or maybe a person here) where you can exchange puzzles with people after you’ve already finished them and don’t want to redo them? I’m addicted to puzzles but buying them just seems so wasteful 😞