Kristian Jaime

I'm a professional photographer, writer and luminary-in-training. Based on the last thing, I may even be slightly delusional.

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@ShannonSharpe Just to be clear, you need a Lebitch and a Durcan’t to equal ONE #MJ! #NBA #streetclothes

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@ShannonSharpe @stephenasmith #Lebron is the #GOAT…of losing in the finals. #MJ #nbalife #6and0 #DebateOver

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@DarrenLalor @CiaraODoherty Can we PLEASE finally have a show where you two visit #bourbonandwhiskey distillers? Then it ends with you two creating your own #singlebarrel brand. #tastings #interviews #worldwidedistillers

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@ShannonSharpe #Lebron might be good enough to wash #Jordan’s uniform #GOAT 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

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@KingJames The real 🐐 never snuck to the #LockerRoom before the game even ended! Maybe that’s why #MJ has 6 💍, and will always have the 👑! Change your name to #dust, that’s the only thing that gets 🧹. #CancunTickets #AnotherLostSeason #WCF #NBA

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@realDonaldTrump I don’t know who let America’s embarrassing #DrunkUncle back on @Twitter, but we don’t care what you think about the #SuperBowl! Aren’t you busy losing a #nomination and getting #indicted for a list of #crimes? #ShutIt loser!

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@foxnewspolitics I’m sure you’re still going to bitch about the #BidenLaptop while #Trump is taking #money from #dictatorships. #NorthKorea has the #receipts @ https://t.co/ovfWqbQdvD #TrumpCrimeFamily #NationalJoke

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@HBO @hbomax @HBOPR Next season, either pay for my new 4K tv to watch #HOTD or turn on some lights!!! #PitchBlack #FixIt

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@stephenasmith WTH, my dude? You look like you got beat down by a roll of discount #WrappingPaper! #SMDH

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@stephenasmith That’s one elegant #TrafficCone! #ClearanceRack 😎😵‍💫

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@TomCruise Upon further review, we find it was STILL #Iceman responsible for Goose’s death! #JetwashEverywhere #ProveMeWrong #TopGun

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@HannahStormESPN looking like she’s doing a shift at a used car lot after the show! #sportscenter #espn #newwardrobe 😂🚗

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@stephenasmith Damn, Bruh! Either your collar needs to be smaller or your tie not needs to be bigger. I didn’t even know you could make a #necktie out of blue #sillystring! 😂 #tinyfingers

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And @AlabamaFTBL cheats again! Sorry #Cincinnati and #Oklahoma. The fix was already in and the #CFP will always bend the knee to #NickSaban regardless of their record! Can’t wait for @NCAAFootball to announce the investigation on that program! #smdh

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@HannahStormESPN Ya’ll moonlighting as #UsedCarSalesmen after the show? I’m not interested in a ‘72 Buick with the A/C on the fritz! #NiceJackets #WardrobeMalfunction #ESPN

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@GregAbbott_TX I would have totally thought an #idiotic allegiance to your party line would have protected you from ACTUAL SCIENCE! #karma #protecttexas #MAGAMORONS

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@GregAbbott_TX The word you’re looking for is “Hypocrites”

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@GregAbbott_TX No surprise #AbbottHatesDogs since he doesn’t even care if #Texans die by some wanna be Rambo with an #UnlicensedGun. Remember when #Republicans actually had #brains and conviction? #TrumpLackey #Disgrace #PoorPuppies

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@holeymoleyabc makes me #happier than most people I know! I want @RobRiggle to commentate my #life. #ExtremeGolf #HappyPlace #HoleyMoley #ABC

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@wongbd Catching up on classic episodes of #LawAndOrderSVU and wondering what you’re up to these days. It’s just not the same without #DrHuang and his #healthylunches next to Stabler’s cheeseburgers.