Shuvam Sadhu

NIT Durgapur' 20 | Aspiring PM | xSDE @LTIMindtreeOFCL | Avid F1 fan 🏎️ | Computational material science, Mechanical Metallurgy |
Wannabe Globe Trotter🌏🏔️

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@rakhitripathi .

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@Officejmscindia @MoCA_GoI

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@allianceair @aaichnairport @AAI_Official @AAIRHQSR @JM_Scindia Flight 9I101 Chennai to Jaffna, Sri Lanka(MAA-JAF) on 22.12.2023 at 10 15 am IST was kept on delaying with no clear updates from the staff and eventually was canceled at 3pm. No alternate ....(cont'd.)
#flightdelay

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30-40 passengers including infants were stranded for more than 6hrs. The staff denied all requests for alternate flight to Colmbo. Please look into the matter. @DGCAIndia #chennaiairport #internationalflights

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@tantrumsofsadhu Hmmm that's a difficult question tbh

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@tantrumsofsadhu Your product is being discussed on reddit?

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

Gate Score- 750
Result- Rejected

Gate Score- 386
Result- Selected

And we are talking about Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), responsible for developing defence technologies.

Why on Earth there is reservation in DRDO?

[Karthik Reddy @bykarthikreddy]

Usually startups in Bengaluru launch from 2BHK, have one or two directors, plan to solve societal problems but we had a startup launch from posh Taj West End, with 26 directors, conversing to solve poverty by giving ₹170 to buy 5kg rice while guzzling down meat balls with silverware cutlery.

Each one flew back on a chartered flight burning cash from day-1 to reclaim it back when in power.

Same day news broke out that 13.5 crore people were lifted out of poverty in the last 5 years of BJP's PM Modi Governance, reducing the % of Multidimensional poverty by half.

[Shuvam Sadhu @ShuvamSadhu]

Kolkata and chai is another love story. #Kolkata

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@tantrumsofsadhu Yet you didn't tell her not to put every sauce on the sub. Choosing the right sauces is important. 😁

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Hey Google, I am feeling the urge to have sex.

Google: Most certainly. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 degrees. Viagra is kept on the top right shelf of your wardrobe. The gel is kept next to it.

I have hired your favourite Thai masseuse. She is just 12 minutes away as per her uber ride status.

I have scheduled her 500 Dollars payment from your credit card 2 hours from now.

I have checked your wife's GPS and she is at Walmart buying groceries.

As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google maps traffic, an extra 1 hour to reach home.

Enjoy your sex. And yes, your condom is in the pull-out drawer of your living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet.

This is the last condom, so I have added condoms to your Amazon cart.

This is called Artificial Intelligence
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Wife: Hey Google, have you set it up?

Google: Sure thing, he thinks you are going to take three hours, all you gotta do is take an Uber home, and you will reach in 45 minutes.

I'm recording the whole thing with four cameras, you just need to walk in,
we have the bastard cold, I have your divorce papers printed and ready, your attorney briefed, and case documents drafted, all set. Your Uber ride is waiting outside.

This is artificial counterintelligence.

[Shuvam Sadhu @ShuvamSadhu]

@bitbns @CarnegieIndia @gauravdahake @suraj_2199 @gauravdahake @suraj_2199 I've withdrawn money on 19th Oct which I've not yet received on my account. On top of that no mails are replied to, DMs are ignored. What the heck are you doing with our money? Withdrawing money then literally getting vanished... nice scam.

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@bitbns @gauravdahake I've withdrawn money a month ago which I've not yet received in my bank account. Support mails are going unanswered. Pl do the needful at the earliest.

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@anishastwt @saakshiiiee We can connect.

[Striver | Building takeUforward @striver_79]

Infosys aap either package bada do ya fir aap difficulty ghata do!

[arunkumar @tweet_arunkumar]

@Helth_z_Wealth 23L is actually not much in many Indian cities. Esp in Mumbai it's barely enough to maintain an Indian middle class lifestyle. This is besides the air quality, road quality etc. 99% of the Indian will take 100K US job than a 23L Indian job. This PPP style analysis is dumb

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@clumsyninja0905 @AmanHasNoName_2 @TheJackForge Right? XD @tantrumsofsadhu