Kate Wagner

Writer/Producer/Director.
Marathon Runner. Hygge Chaser. Meredith Blake to two mini schnauzers.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

after saying “nothing from my end” at the technical all hands

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Anyone need anything from the bodega

[Giancarlo Esposito @quiethandfilms]

This is a first! I’ve been spotted. Thank you to my fans everywhere!

[lindsay gelfand @lindsaygelfand]

EVERY GUY I DATED IN MY TWENTIES.
AND THIRTIES.

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

We live in crazy times, right?

[Shawn @ShawnHils]

me trying to blend in so i can be part of the trump arrest

[ri @RiAnimator]

Pete Davidson on his way rn to get a Megan Fox tattoo

[Kate Wagner @Shwagss]

Free Britney was a year ago. WHERE DOES THE TIME GO.

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

One year ago, Britney Spears was freed from a notorious conservatorship. What possessed her father to seize near-total control of her life? @KerryHowley reports https://t.co/wR4J7U81nV

[Kate Wagner @Shwagss]

Me seeing a girl wearing ⁦@shopnuuly⁩ and trying to telepath to her that I ALSO Nuuly. https://t.co/wnZzJcGZQy

[Kate Wagner @Shwagss]

@BirgundiBaker boy, bye.

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy

[Eric Schwartau @ericschmerick]

what have we become

[God Emperor Alfie @fonsythesnowman]

Me researching for my school papers vs me analyzing the Chris Pine/Harry Styles spit footage

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I love fall” ok then name every gourd

[Kate Wagner @Shwagss]

And on the 7th hour, Dave Grohl rested.

[manny @mannyfidel]

bold of fox news to make biden look sick as hell

[Kate Wagner @Shwagss]

After 14 years here I finally made this correlation: The days I hate New York are the days I commute in high heels.

[Kate Wagner @Shwagss]

Had a dream last night that I was walking around asking people how to use skin toner and it really feels like my subconscious was dragging me.