Shwetank Pandey

Shit happens, life goes on.

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@__theSeyram @yamaharacingcom

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@HPhobiaWatch Iss chasmile ko bahut joar ka marunga jis din idhar aa gaya

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@Wrong_Yash Feeling pity for people who think that this is an original iPhone 17 Pro

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@ayushi_heree ‘Solution’ ko ‘solulu’ likhna chhor do phir saari thakaan durr ho jayega

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@shrutipotato This “pizza-pizza” thing got you stitches on your stomach tbh

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@sagarcasm Get yourself an Aerox 155

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@76Off43 I knew how this comment section would look like before even opening it 😂

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@TheRana007 @BeingSalmanKhan Chup maderchod

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@shrutipotato Jawani mein budhapa

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I feel so good when someone talks behind my back. It shows ki samne vale ki gaa** jali hui hai. Khud uthne ki aukat nahi hai to dusre ki jhuthi buraiyan karenge xD

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Ye jo ladkiyan din-raat 50 stories lagate rahti na feed mein aayi hui reels ki, khudko boast karte hue and most superior mante hue…kasam se bhai inko dekhna to 10 kadam durr bhaag jana. Proper red flag hoti ye self-obsessed toxic nibbi sab

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@bankofbaroda
Please solve the recycler machine complain which I did on 19th May 2025. Complaint Tracking ID DBFN85934278002.

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Am that point ki kabhi bhi social media delete karke gayab ho sakta hun…

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@Akhter189 @asadowaisi Chup maderchod

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A country with Katrina Kaif, is getting upset because Hania Amir’s ID got banned here! Lol…ghar ki murgi daal barabar?

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@JafarKh70505641 @asadowaisi @narendramodi Chup maderchod

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@aijazmy @asadowaisi @narendramodi Aur tum apni Ammi chudao

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Ego is important when it comes to authority, character and respect.

-Angraj Karna

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A woman cheating on you will shout before getting caught, will cry after though.
That’s how they maintain their guilt balance lol

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No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart.