Kade

He/Him
Quirked up white boy bussin it down (sexual style) AND goated with the sauce

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

Me

[Ace Watkins @GamerPres_2024]

Did you know most Americans only get to spend 2-3 hours with a new video game after launch before returning to work?

Paid. Gamer. Leave.

Three simple words I will make law when gamers around the country rise up and take back control of this country (which we founded, btw).

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

It still blows my mind that Anthony Hopkins played a character named Don Diego De La Vega

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: NASA reports the Parker Solar Probe has just flown through an eruption from the Sun

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind but not to forget a traumatic relationship, just to forget all my little goofs

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

@jougheigh Pre-peeled you goofball

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

You know media literacy is dead when viewers can't understand why a chaos God wouldn't push an instant win button and would instead cause....chaos

[Drake JoJo 👁️ @DrakeVagabond]

The more I think about this episode, the more problems I notice.
When Mxyzptlk obtains his full power, he doesn't push his "instant win" button. They forgot because it was a joke.
My Adventures with Superman

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

Sometimes I prefer Instagram reels, that's where the weird stuff is

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Jeff Bezos became $10,500,000,000 richer today
He's now worth $164,000,000,000
Amazon is a $1,430,000,000,000 company

OSHA has recommended a $15,625 fine on Amazon for exposing workers to serious physical harm & denying medical care.

Our health & safety laws are a cruel joke.

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

@jougheigh

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

Guy who misread the sign showing up to the search party with sparklers

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

Barbie was so incredible. Oppenheimer on Thursday. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up liking Barbie more.

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

I've always wanted to go on a quest

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

You really expect me to think you're tough, despite the fact I clearly heard you say "owie"?

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

I hate when people say they use humor as a coping mechanism and then aren't funny. Like either cope well or go to therapy

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

Impulse buying camera lenses

[Doctor phoenix @dockterphonix]

Me looking at the universe where Titanfall 3 came out instead of apex legends

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

@witchernetflix #unsubscribe

[Kade @ShwingMAN13]

Time to sail the high seas 🏴‍☠️

[Cereal At Midnight @CerealMidnight]

Disney has apparently censored The French Connection by removing a line of offensive dialogue without notice, warning, or statement. This censorship carries over to The Criterion Channel and theatrical screenings. #Disney #TheFrenchConnection #censorship
https://t.co/Ycp2wWV4xf