Kris 🧁👾☄️ @shybiisnigh.bsky.social

24| ♥️🤍💜🖤💙 | ♥️💜💙|
(She/he/they)

Wants to shoot X-rays at people for living, like a normal boy.

PFP: @otteroflore

[Kris 🧁👾☄️ @shybiisnigh.bsky.social @ShyBiisNigh]

@stickinit @WTKR3 Black queer people exist, Brian.

[poopy pie @mfufies]

a sunshine girl for you

[Kris 🧁👾☄️ @shybiisnigh.bsky.social @ShyBiisNigh]

Blueberry pancake

[Kris 🧁👾☄️ @shybiisnigh.bsky.social @ShyBiisNigh]

8+ hours: we going to another state BOIIIIIII let's pack the gear it is road trip time

[Kris 🧁👾☄️ @shybiisnigh.bsky.social @ShyBiisNigh]

I forget how Insane™ I sound when I try to explain my "Long Drive Mode" lmao

Anything less than 1.5 hours: Short drive. 45 minutes is long. 1 hour? So very very far.

1.5-8 hours: Long Drive Mode. 2 hours is very very reasonable and close. 6 hours? Longer, but sure, why not?

[ORXA🫍 @orxinus]

has Alex Hirsch ever specified what exactly those 12 PHDs are about? I need to learn each one

[Kris 🧁👾☄️ @shybiisnigh.bsky.social @ShyBiisNigh]

Driving 2 hrs home from a concert rn, AHHHH

(I clock in at 6am, SO WORTH IT)

[LazerGroove | Vanripper saga @lazer_groove]

This Lego minecraft skeleton becamr a vital component in my computer
>cleaning computer
>reassemble computer
>it doesn't turn on
>take apart and check parts again
>still doesn't turn on
>wtf
>about to crash out thinking computer is dead

[ned! @nedsore]

What are the funniest possible things i can put on this sign

[Vivian @suchnerve]

and?

i have an alt where the “erve” is changed to “ude”. so what?

[Eve @tinglespoon]

thinking abt the time another t girl asked if i had an iud while i was straddling her w just my panties on

[Vivian @suchnerve]

LIFE HACK: You can instantly get attention from men by telling them

1. You don’t get why the government doesn’t just print more money

2. All you’ve eaten today is carbs

3. Your space heater is plugged into a power strip

4. Your car’s tires are smooth and you think it’s cute

[Kris 🧁👾☄️ @shybiisnigh.bsky.social @ShyBiisNigh]

Literally so hype going to be first time watching live

[skyler 🏳️‍⚧️ @skyler_outlier]

https://t.co/tQQ32HA5iW

[skyler 🏳️‍⚧️ @skyler_outlier]

https://t.co/tQQ32HA5iW

[Vivian @suchnerve]

flirted by saying “you’re horny in a pathetic way and it makes me want to use you up”

…and it worked

[Kris 🧁👾☄️ @shybiisnigh.bsky.social @ShyBiisNigh]

Happy 8th Anniversary to the EMOJI MOVIE 💖💖

💩 My mom said I should tag @SirPatStew because I always have to say that he was Mr. Poop Emoji

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i have something inappropriate to say