Shy Frog

An Educated Amphibian | they/them | 💚🎺🐸

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Books are a catalogue of the human mind. To burn or disregard the existence of even one - even a work of fiction - is to deny the relevancy of the truth.

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@PARANOiDDJ1 I liked the cast for the pilot, but I have every trust that they will not cast anyone who will not perform excellently.

That was my analytical stance. My emotional stance involves a considerably higher volume of tears.

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@mynqzo Step 3: Attempt to conceive child.

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@GabeJamesGames I like this idea.

I have been invested in the idea of a campaign set in the fantasy equivalent of the early 1700s, and the players must choose to either side with the corrupt and authoritarian empire, or a colossal faction of pirates who are attempting to form their own nation.

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@MicaBurton I just think of it like accidentally getting poked by a cactus, but infinitely more sanitary.

Proud of you. The Frog approves.

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@Ranting_Trans Trick who, exactly? That does not make sense, unless the people you are trying to trick are... no. No, that still does not make sense. What does this even mean? It- no. Humans are still dumb.

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@pixitje5 @GabeJamesGames Sometimes, like now, I wish I was stupid. I do not want to know what this means, but I do, and I hate it.

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@Autistic_Ace @RedRangerZero @BigJDubz Tim Gunn.

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@Mike_Haracz NO SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS!!!

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@Mike_Haracz I KNOW HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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@AG_Nonsuch "My fucking god. These bitches gay. Good for them. Good for them."

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@Neurofourier

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@Cemilio_Frank This picture's energy is imposing.

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@EDGEinthewild Sometimes I wonder why smart humans turn to drugs and alcohol.

Then I realize they have to deal with humans like this, and I understand.

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@GalaktixGG Reasonably, it should only be offensive if the individual attempting to speak with the accent is mocking or appropriating the accent - if they are a voice actor or a spy, I see nothing wrong. Like anything, the context matters, but I cannot speak for everyone.

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@_AlexHirsch I wish all caps and lids were just a little too big for their respective containers.

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@jzux "I am not fun unless I very explicitly like you and/or I enjoy your company. I cannot fake. Sometimes I will be boring even if I do like you, and that will be because I am depressed."

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@BGibbles

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Height: 3"
Shoe size: 0
Zodiac: Gemini
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 0
Fav Color: Pink
Fav Drink: Strawberry Cream Soda
Bonus: I am on a mission to repeatedly trigger apocalyptic events until human society fixes itself.

[Autumn Ivy @xXAutumnIvyXx]

Height: 5’8”
Shoe size: 10
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Tattoos: 50+
Piercings: 5
Favorite color: purple / Burnt Orange
Favorite drink: Bloody Mary
Bonus:
Former Childhood Rodeo Queen and State Competitor.