ʎɥS ʎʎℲ 🧀

Yep, it's me.

[ʎɥS ʎʎℲ 🧀 @ShyFyy]

A+ 😌

[َ @lilkhanas]

i got B- helpp

[ShoeSeller 🌻 @LisanAlGaib2801]

As a local farmer from devbhoomi Himachal, i plead to indra dev that make it rain hard so that this match gets called off. Our crops are dying bcoz of scarcity of water and HPCA is wasting 1000s litres of water for this useless match.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Priya Sinha @PriyaSinh26]

Missed my RBI Grade B exam today (13-06-2026) due to train delay. Gate closed at 8:15AM. Boarded 5:36AM Andul-Howrah local, reached Howrah at 8:17AM (took 2h 41m for a 30m journey). Year of hard work ruined. @RBI @AshwiniVaishnaw @RailMinIndia @serailwayty @drm_howrah #RBIGradeB

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I think a lot of people are exhausted because it feels like every beautiful or useful thing eventually gets monetised, privatised, extracted, or bulldozed.

[Andy Masley @AndyMasley]

New Yorker recently. This idea will never die.

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[ʎɥS ʎʎℲ 🧀 @ShyFyy]

WTH is this new Twitter update. So many settings just gone! App becomes more and more unusable! #Twitter #X

[💗 @ma1ybe]

"wife" being the opposite of "unrapeable" confirms a lot about young men's views of marriage and its purpose that we already knew.... Men aren't lonely enough!

[Josh Kaplan @js_kaplan]

NEW: Earlier this year, an obscure startup in Texas announced that it had received at least $100 mil from one of the richest men in Asia.

We dug into the backstory. We discovered a saga involving Donald Trump Jr., Russian oil, and an Indian billionaire family’s private zoo.

[Heidi Blake @HeidilBlake]

For the past 9 months, I've been investigating Andrew Tate's empire of sexual exploitation — drawing on thousands of private messages and sealed court files, as well as interviews with the Tates, their associates & more than a dozen alleged victims. Here's what I found: https://t.co/q1L65EVG1O

[Sarthak Sidhant @sidhant_sarthak]

@cbseindia29 @EduMinOfIndia @PIB_Edu @PIB_India @AkashvaniAIR @airnewsalerts @DDNewslive @dpradhanbjp @sanjayjavin Can u please extend the deadline please because i was busy this week exposing you

[val @visceralfeel]

i think it’s important now more than ever to circulate this story once again. it’s a tough read but we can’t let a trophy erase what a horrid human being he is. https://t.co/1l5vdGoOfT

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Sir. I think maybe I speak for a small but valid percentage of India when I say couldn’t care less what the congress did anymore. Let it go. India moved on. They are not in power for their deeds. We did jokes about them for years, we booed them at the commonwealth games, they were a punch line on this platform for years, they got voted out. That’s life. These kids giving exams don’t even remember a congress govt. Questions can only be asked of those in power. That’s not being selective, it’s just called living in the present. No one dealing with a paper leak cares about BJP/Congress or Hindu/Muslim or any partisan bullshit. They’re worried about the future.

[Dr Aniruddha Malpani, MD @malpani]

Isn't it shameful that the Education Minister of our country has such little confidence in his own department that he sends his daughter abroad for studies!

[ʎɥS ʎʎℲ 🧀 @ShyFyy]

That's #Amazon #CustomerService for you in India. Utterly useless. @jagograhakjago

[ʎɥS ʎʎℲ 🧀 @ShyFyy]

So @amazonIN sends me a packet of @IDFreshFood batter which has a cut and leads to half the packet leaking all over my other groceries. When I reached @AmazonHelp and upload the pictures, I'm told it's rejected because their AI said I stole the pictures from someone's review! 😂

[🐳 blank @ghamjoon]

i really hope and pray meta goes bankrupt for this i’m wishing for their downfall so bad

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

"Due to extreme summer conditions,the water that we distribute evaporates on the way,which is why there is a water shortage in Delhi"

This is how CM Rekha Gupta justifies the water crisis in Delhi

I wonder how she can say such stupid things with a straight face

[Red Operative Leninist @RedPill_Marxism]

Huawei "Chinese spyware" suddenly doesn't seem that bad in comparison