They’re cancelling the watch party for Knicks fans outside Madison Square Garden tonight so that Trump can sleep through three-quarters of game 3 in a luxury box… #NBAFinals
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Celebrate Lunar New Year with some karaoke storytelling.
Story-oke: Sing and Tell
Tuesday 2/17, 9:30 PM @CaveatNYC
Performers (and audience) share the story behind a song — and then sing it.
🧧 $5 off with code STORYOKE
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Damien Chazelle should do a movie musical with @charlidamelio. She's a generational dancer, won Dancing with the Stars and is cutting her Broadway teeth right now, he's the top of the heap in modern film musicals at the moment. Make it happen!
@TaylorPopielarz It's like when you're low on toothpaste and use the back of your toothbrush to force it all to the top, then roll up the bottom. In Trump's mind, that tube's full!
@RegalMovies Your forced App upgrade today requires iOS 16.0, which makes the unlimited app unusable on my iPhone SE, which can only upgrade to 15.8. Please reverse this upgrade or downgrade the iOS requirements, and in the meantime issue a credit.
@NFL The number of regressive Swift haters calling the game rigged is pathetic. Ravens had two red zone turnovers, sacked 4 times, fumbled and gave up tons of yards of self-inflicted penalties. Just had a bad game. Watch better, dude bros.
Dan Kois, who wrote an entire essay for Slate claiming Martin Short isn’t funny, apparently hosts a podcast called The Martin Chronicles… about the British satirist, Martin Amis. Is Kois mad that he’s dedicated so much time to someone who is only the 13th funniest Martin?