Cynthia Burke

My name's Cynthia, I’m a licensed cosmetologist who likes art, video games, and watching too much YouTube. ♓️ ♌️ ♈️

[solas' chew toy @frillycake]

I want this back for Dragon Age, it was pure chaos

[Christina E. Cox @ChristinaECox]

Today, when introducing WWI, a student raised her hand and brought up the death of a certain archduke. Nobody knew his name, so as a hint, I offered that he shares his name with a band.

Gentle reader, my students asked if there had perhaps been an Archduke Metallica.

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

Guys I’m fkn dying this is the best

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Last night I told a guy he looked like he listened to Fall Out Boy and he was like “what’s your name again?” and when I told him he leaned over and said “Megan, can you do me a favor? Can you fucking shoot me?”

[✨I Am Also a Secret Mage🐀 @AlsoAMage]

I simply cannot WAIT to see all of your Dragon Age 4 ocs 😩

[Cynthia Burke @ShyborgBeauty]

DnD is a great game because I just watched a man propose in game to his wife’s character with an irl ring and I’m still losing my shit over it

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Normal people: Without public pressure, the murder of George Floyd would absolutely have been swept under the rug.

Conservative Pundits: THE RADICAL LEFT IS ADMITTING THAT IT INTIMIDATED THE JURY INTO A CONVICTION.

These people are a blight.

[solas' chew toy @frillycake]

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[shoe @shoe0nhead]

i cannot stress enough my full support for the redditor vs wall street class war

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Republicans don’t want you to remember that they incited and enabled an insurrection against the United States. Retweet if you won’t forget.

[Mark R. Miller @4T9NER]

There is a photograph in my house that haunts me. It is 100 years old. I don’t really need to look at it anymore because I have memorized every detail. But look at it I do. It is safely in my cupboard of photographs because I fear it might dissolve away in the vulgar light.

[James Parker @panoparker]

Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

It’s not divisive to call out white supremacy. What’s divisive is to not work to eliminate it.

[solas' chew toy @frillycake]

HEY, YOU.

YEAH, YOU.

YES.

Dragon Age.

[No Relation, Esq. @TheCosby]

Y’all need to leave McDonald’s workers alone. Working fast food ain’t easy. We all deserve to be paid more. Billionaires would still be Billionaires if people received a livable wage. The extremely wealthy taught you to hate the poor. To them you are also the poor.

[Kurt Kohlstedt @KurtKohlstedt]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you a joyful deer prancing across a beach at sunrise 🦌 🌅

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Now that Biden won, watch me not wear his name on my hat and not put a giant Biden flag on my truck and drive around with it for 4 years like a fucking weirdo.