Gary Lambert Jr

I am the darkness your nightmares dread.

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

How the hell is derek dead and Izzy alive. How many times is she gonna fuck up the show. #GreysAnatomy

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

Death Wish Coffee is coming back with their pumpkin coffee. Win a bag of @deathwishcoffee Cauldron-aged Pumpkin Coffee and the MUG! https://t.co/r1ll2AQK5O

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

I'm trying to win this @deathwishcoffee mystery box. I don't know what's inside, but I want it. You can enter, too. https://t.co/EVHCdC8IVf

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

@super_nova223 That would have been cool

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

Tending to the weeds in the garden of my mind

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

Falling up stairs is easier than hurting yourself while running with scissors, at least that's my experience.

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

Tea t e a ,eat e a t .Coincidence?

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

Sharting is not for everyone.

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

The wheels on the bus go over feet over the feet right inside the school.

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

@sarahmstark yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyayyyyyyyyyyyyyayyyyyyyayyyyyyyayyyyyyyyyayyyyyyyyayyyyyyyyayyyy

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

@sarahmstark is that good?

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

regardless of the outcome can we start a 24 hr pause on all political comments,accusations and jokes. I feel we'vehad enoughthis last year.

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

Hello name is Gary and I'm with the church of autumn. Do you have a minute to discuss our Lord and Flavor Pumpkin Spice.

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

It must be the adventurer in me: PSL was the #StarbucksForLife game character I liked best. That was one sweet summer @Starbucks.

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

Booze and a football loss. Thank booze for softening the blow.

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

Damm. Rip Mr Wonka and the Waco kid😭

[Gary Lambert Jr @Shyide125]

I have to stop trying to write perfectly the first rime. It's discouraging. Instead I should just puke it all out and clean it up.

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Maybe plagiarism is not the right issue for us to obsess over as a country right now?

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Before u go to sleep, remember that we are weird sacks of blood & bones on a fast track to the land of worm dirt. So let's have a fun week!