Shyla Whitmore

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Using my piggybank as a weight... #balla #cantaffordweights

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

2 1/2 hr wait on the phone to renew my nursing license... didnt get through. Glad I am paying $500 for this crap. @AlbertaRNs #ripoff

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

@ChenelleRoberts @vannydesouza It wasn't the twerking, it was the cum shots with her foam finger that bothered me! #gizonyourfans

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

"I love our pillow talk" @vannydesouza #marriedcouple

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Night time decisions: "After 1 year of not having cheese, I will prostitute myself for cheese" #fortheloveofgouda

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

If you ever truly want to relax I challenge you to listen to Hakuna Matata whilst drinking wine. #itmeansnoworries

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

After reading some people's Facebook status' I often wonder why they abolished lobotomies. #survivingthewomb #somepeople

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

@Crackmacs I live in Calgary Place apartments, I am in Vancouver now and I am coming home Tuesday, do you know if it's still evacuated?

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

"Just kidding- I like to play whose in my asshole" just some best friend bonding :) #MurrayChristmas

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Grabbing butts is not reliable- grabbing people's ribs is the way to judge if someone has junk in the trunk #internalorganpain

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Solved the case if the missing Tupperware #dinnertabletalk

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

My bed is conspiring against me. On my days off I feel like getting out and be ing productive, work days is false sense of calm and safety.

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Well Windows 8, it's seems I have become the master and you are now the student. #fulldayonthecomputer

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

I am declaring this for all the twitter world to see: I love @vannydesouza and we spooned recently.

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Totally free for a phone call. Soooo.... #callmemaybe @Alexander_H_Le

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

I just woke up, my life is definitely going places. #successstories

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Unlucky scrub pants strike back! Of course I would be the one to put chocolate covered gummie bears in the dryer... #predictable

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Round 213 Twitter; this will be the moment I write witty and charming comments that end with " #" #wannabemainstreamsobadly

[Shyla Whitmore @ShylaBeesKnees]

Island in the Sun http://t.co/0i948kDg