Simon Brodie

Hi. I am Si. Read my rants.

[Simon Brodie @SiBrodie]

At Wembley today, Boro fans should start singing “oh when the Saints….”. That would be next level trolling.

[Simon Brodie @SiBrodie]

@MKDarlo Contrary to popular belief. I didn’t go.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“We asked a hundred working people what a good employment policy looked like. You said:stuff work life balance and grind them into the ground for me and my rich mates.”

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@TrevorOakley1 More fans on that side.

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@DRT5586 Is he also suspended today?

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Why is Rio Ferdinand presenting Eurovision?

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@gumsdarlo The question being…what the fudge happened?

[Simon Brodie @SiBrodie]

@gumsdarlo I have a question. I turned off DfR when they scored the third in a huff. And then proceeded to strop my way around Sainsbury’s like some sort of premature grinch, only to get back to the car and find out we’ve somehow snuck it. 🤷🏼‍♂️😝

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@MKDarlo @Official_Darlo @BedfordTown But are the trains running?

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@gumsdarlo @DRT5586 We don’t have to imagine. We’ve been there. It was horrific.

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@TrevorOakley1 @gumsdarlo I refer to Holmes.

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@beatroute66 Was this the fuse blowing?

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@DRT5586 Whilst this didn’t age well, I whole heartedly agree.

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@gumsdarlo 👀

[Simon Brodie @SiBrodie]

@TrevorOakley1 They didn’t want it to be the championship playoffs

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@MKDarlo Don’t worry. It’ll be your turn soon. They go through PM’s like Watford go through managers.

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@CraigStoddart_ Stop telling people. We need him locked down for the rest of the season.

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@DRT5586 Pep. It’s always Pep.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

They say 'the machines of the future' will be as smart as people...

OK, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.

[Simon Brodie @SiBrodie]

You’d have thought that these ‘people’ “decorating” the streets with painted flags would take more pride in their work, considering it’s meant to be celebrating identity…and in no way at all blatant racism 👀