Simon Cowell

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

“Get a people carrier,” they said. So I did. This one was £15k cheaper than a Renault Espace. And it runs on Easter eggs. @ Egham https://t.co/4kbtS24TDE

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

You know you’ve been watching a lot of Downton Abbey when you add avocado to beans on toast and the beans don’t even go on the toast.

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

@Helena_Sedge “Never easy burpees. Never easy.” - Joe Wickes

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

Latest weekly #blog https://t.co/ERy0i4A3Un 🧀 🏰

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

https://t.co/DNCXMslHAO

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

This little piggy got culled,
This little piggy got culled,
This little piggy had roast beef (kind of weird),
This little piggy had none, anyway, he was culled.
This little piggy went ...
Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home (then got culled)!
Sad times. Sort it out #BorisJohnson.

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

2.89bn people breathe a sigh of relief as fb comes back online. Let the scrolling recommence. #facebookdown

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

No queues at all! (Because all 5 stations empty). I guess we missed the boat and we shall wait for the army to get us moving again.

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

Driving to get petrol at 3am (otherwise it’s not possible), so we can take our newborn to hospital tomorrow. I hope that is not classed as #panicbuying. Thankfully our baby is a good 3am alarm clock ⏰

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

Just posted a photo @ Nanjizal Beach https://t.co/oelkO94VsJ

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

@TheMontyDon RIP Nigel xx

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

Secret Diary of a Job Hunter

Have you lost your job this year? I’m sure like myself, many of you have. Or maybe you’ve been furloughed? These are uncertain times for everyone.

https://t.co/KC7CVkPgqX

#covid19
#creativity
#copywriting
#careerchange

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

If this dog is having puppies anytime soon please DM me! 🇬🇧🤞#doggoals #mansbestfriend #goldenretreiver

[Jarlath Regan @Jarlath]

Don’t send me another video via WhatsApp unless it’s this good.

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

How to Earn Extra Money in the UK: 75 Ways to Make Extra Cash https://t.co/6aEbuFJ4KT via @@BoostMyBudget

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

Final blog of this trip "Dunedin – the city where men come first" https://t.co/eqBNo7N3vE 🇦🇺 @Tourism_Dunedin @Helena_Sedge #travelblog #haircut #dunedin #bloke #mencomefirst #jokes

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It was a Wonderful Life

#MakeAFilmLessInteresting

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

Latest blog "It’s a dangerous world out there" #stayathome https://t.co/eqBNo7N3vE #travelblog #satire Just waiting on a suitable flight home now... We appreciate your efforts @UKinNZ 🇦🇺✈️🇬🇧 @Helena_Sedge

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@ukinaustralia @VickiTreadell @qatarairways "We will get you home" (and we will take all your money and then some in the process) - Prices start at £11,000

I may have @SimonCowell 's name, but I don't have his money! See you in a while then 🇬🇧

[Ella Chandler @ellachandler19]

Currently stuck in NZ for the foreseeable future post Covid-19 lockdown announcement today. All airlines phones automatically disconnect and cannot get through to the High Commission @UKinNZ. Please can someone get in contact from @FCOtravel to help myself + 100s stranded?

[Simon Cowell @SiCowell]

New 🇯🇵 blog - Naked Bath - Enjoying the similarities I see from @MrJamesMay #ourmaninjapan on @PrimeVideo @Helena_Sedge @Workaway @goodspaguide @kirororesort #onsen #japantravel https://t.co/eqBNo7N3vE