Disembodied Sentinel🔰

Geek, gamer, Man Utd fan, a Wrestling viewer and alcohol enthusiast...that sums up my life really.

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

@HLTCO I feel sorry for anyone attending any games in America, I really do.

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

Southampton has Le Tissier .... Ladies and gentlemen, United's new tin foil representative....

[The Good, The Bad & The Football @goodbadftblpod]

Paul Scholes NEVER listens to music! 😳🎶

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

@ChiTownSmark Get better soon dude

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

@marshthebear @bmay Cockwomble?

[Daily Garfcast @DailyGarfcast]

Garfield by Jim Davis for Mon, 01 Jun 2026

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

@FootyAccums I'm a Utd fan, I'd have picked Truffert being honest, and I would actually try and sign him, Xhaka close second.

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

@BotFinderUK I'm old fashioned, I'd be happy to just fire him out of a cannon.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Lost on penalties. Obviously he is English after all.

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

Slot gone, wow.

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@ZiaYusufUK

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Ahead of the Champions League final, we asked some former Spurs players for their thoughts...

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#UCLFinal

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

My love for Crystal Palace was passed down to me by my Dad, who in turn had been made into a Palace fan by his old man.

From the very beginning, it was stressed to me that following our football club was not about glory or trophies, it was about supporting your local team, having pride in South London when so many at my school chose to support clubs from further afield because they won things, celebrating those triumphs through their TV screens rather than with their own two eyes.

I’ve had a season ticket at Palace for 24 years now, have done just under 650 games, been to 46 different grounds and seen us get hammered by the likes of Scunthorpe and Crewe to name just a couple. I wouldn’t change a single second of it but this last year has been completely surreal.

To see my team lift an FA Cup at Wembley was something I couldn’t quite my head around, generations before me had lived and died, my Grandad included without ever witnessing a major trophy win, the subsequent European tour has been the stuff of dreams.

Last night in Leipzig, I broke down in genuine floods of tears at full-time, not because it necessarily meant “more” than last season’s FA Cup but because I simply never comprehended Palace playing in Europe, let alone winning a trophy at our first attempt.

My little boy is now following in my footsteps with his love for the club and he gets to grow up in a time when Palace are multiple trophy winners, it’s a quantum leap away from where I was at 7 years old and I love the fact that he can go to school and genuinely stand with his chest puffed out because of the club’s achievements.

I’ll stop waffling bollocks now; I’m just so, so happy. ❤️

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

No one else wants the job then.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: West Ham United have confirmed that Nuno Espirito Santo will remain as their manager 🚨

[Jordynne Grace @JordynneGrace]

I’m fixing it asap 😭

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“accidentally”

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

Should have been the Sunderland boss, that's my opinion anyway.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏆 OFFICIAL: Mikel Arteta wins Premier League Manager of the Season Award. 🏅

[Disembodied Sentinel🔰 @SiRoberts1981]

@Johnfis08605918 Good to see a man making an effort with the language in a different country, never seen that enough, le grande Kudos 😂