Simon P

We're not in a rush

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@LeKingsCollar I think Tielemans and Santos give us some much needed depth in midfield, I'd still like to see us buy a fist choice DM this summer, but there's still plenty of time to do that.

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@LeKingsCollar No. He's been given the keys to 'big clubs' before and never made it work. He is an excellent Europa League manager and that's where he should be left.

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@realcindiadkins I'd be kicking off much more if our meetings looked like this

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@maxrushden Before Amorim, did you know that formation and philosophy were two different things? I certainly didn't.

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@LeKingsCollar Being stubborn about a philosophy is one thing, but being so fixated on one formation is level of stupid that no other manager has achieved before.

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@LeKingsCollar I just think what we could be in this formation, and keep wondering why we're still pricking about in this 5-2-2-1 nonsense

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@LeKingsCollar The answer is always Alexis Sánchez, he was terrible for us from the moment he sat down at the piano

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

I've figured out the problem with America! They have such perfect spring and summer evenings and not a single fucking pub garden to enjoy them in

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

Imagine being married to someone who insists on watching Reels instead of TikTok. Today, TODAY, she just started talking about the Kendrick/Drake beef and the halftime show!

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@NBCSportsSoccer Either the Danny Rose debut goal game, or the David Bentley 30-yard screamer 4-4 madness game

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

What kind of woke nonsense is this Premier League/EFL Christmas schedule with no football on a Saturday? The game has absolutely gone!

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@theoldzealand They should just release a squad update for for FM24 and then focus on purely on FM26, call 25 a loss and move on

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@LeKingsCollar Oh, and this is the most important thing, Southgate can absolutely fuck off and stay fucked off

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@LeKingsCollar I'd only want us to get rid of him if they have a plan for a replacement and have that confirmed before pulling the trigger. I'm still happy to give the boss time

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@ohitore I demand (request politely) to know more details about this cheese and onion crisp, birds, and beer garden meet-cute

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

I run into this problem often (it's usually something that my nan used to say)

[Mike Bithell @mikeBithell]

Being English is constantly realising that every twee little turn of phrase you picked up as a kid is actually a reference to empire or an outright slur.

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

America is in desperate need of a Greggs

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

@Scroobiuspipyo Surely it should be 22:22?

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

I love Oasis, but in the Blur vs Oasis debate, my vote’s with The Prodigy.

[Simon P @Si_Pollard]

Parka sales are about to go through the roof! #oasis2025