Miranda 👽

27; UWL-2020; Radiation Therapist 🎗and MRI Technologist ; Fan of the @lions 🦁

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@dizzy_1841 I will fucking fight whoever is saying that to you. That’s the most insensitive thing I’ve ever heard, you’re a Wonder Woman. I guarantee most can’t do what you’re doing, plus you’re a bomb mom. Those girls are so lucky to have you!

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@NorthstarFB99 Literally my worst nightmare !!

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

Can’t wait to see you next Sunday @LambeauField and catch the crucial @Lions win. #OnePride

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@NorthstarFB99 They go to bed at 8, whatever happens after that is out of their control

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@NorthstarFB99 I just wanted to let you know I just received a Snapchat from my brother showing half of a banana bread loaf on his plate. 😡 Never use his delivery service.

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

Let me tell you a little tip… if you’re feeling sad - get @culvers. If you’re feeling happy - get @culvers. If you’re furious at your enemy - get @culvers. It will solve everything and anything.

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

No one told me that when you agree to marry and move in with someone who has cleaning OCD, that you will come home to your home rearranged every single day.

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@dizzy_1841 This hurts my heart.. 😔 I’m always available for a chat! Love you!

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

Me at the airport realizing I have $50 worth of casino chips in my wallet.

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

I don’t have any ketchup in my house right now and honestly feel like crying. Please send help @NorthstarFB99 🆘

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@lordxelrond Big thing is venue! A lot of them are booking out two years because of the Covid pushback. I booked my venue the day I got engaged July 2021 (because I am nuts) and set the date for May 2023 because 2022 was already fully booked.

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@princess_prik On a griddle!! Duhhh

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

How do people make pancakes on the stovetop? Mine look like a hot mess when I try.

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@Barto_52 @ricekrispies Can’t have just one either. I need to eat at least three per serving.

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

I will never turn down a @ricekrispies. Literally my favorite sweet treat 😍

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

*Finally gets back into working out*

Gets bicep tendonitis. 😐

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

Happy 4 years to getting allergy injections. From getting four shots every week to graduating to two shots once a month. One anaphylactic reaction and lots of $$ later. The itchiness and excessive miles put on my car is worth it.

I am finally feeling like a normal human being.

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

@NorthstarFB99 Okay I love ketchup but this is just nasty 😂

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

I’m on the last 250 pages of the book series I’ve been attached to.. I can feel the sadness of finishing it already. 😭

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

Update: bought the first dress I tried on 😂 it’s absolutely perfect

[Miranda 👽 @SibblesAndBits2]

I’m going wedding dress shopping tomorrow..