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Golf is mostly what I'm here to talk about. I sprinkle some other random shit in there too.

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THIS IS GOLDEN 😂 @TwSpot https://t.co/jkXT8YyI63

[Brendan Porath @BrendanPorath]

Damon Hack on GC: Phil recently sent pic of his trophy case to their Ryder Cup group text and Tiger responded "you really wanna go there?"

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@NUCLRGOLF Scottie is acting like Bryson out there

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@golffans09 Do you think he’s getting treatment with ibogaine?

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Impeccable punting form

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@MattVincenziPGA The issue with this is you need optimal weather to be able to get golf courses to play like this

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That’s 9mph higher than the average driver ball speed on the PGA Tour

[BNO News @BNONews]

UPDATE: Milton is now one of the strongest hurricanes ever recorded with maximum sustained winds of 180 mph (285 km/h)

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@golffans09 Probably PGA/LIV talks?

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The face of absolute misery

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I understand Scottie had a chaotic morning but the ESPN broadcast is acting like Scottie playing well after getting arrested is the 2nd coming of Christ. Give me a break, once the man is inside the ropes you know he’s going to be locked in.

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@ethanlculver @TWlegion Terrible take. Champ tour gives him the ability to get competitive reps in a cart without stressing his body walking. It makes perfect sense to use the Champ tour as a tune up for competing in majors.

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@NoLayingUp He probably wanted to hole it and this eliminates the guessing game of how the edge of that fringe will affect the roll

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@PGATOUR @knapptime_LTD This swing looks like it could go bad really fast if his timing is off a bit

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@TWlegion Anotha one

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@acaseofthegolf1 More importantly did they hit?

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@JustinThomas34 @KylePorterCBS @AlanShipnuck Not much has changed with Alan from this DM exchange from 2018

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Homa what the HELL was that shot after watching Fitzpatrick splash???

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Please let a Brooks-Rahm matchup happen on Sunday

[James Colgan @jamescolgan26]

Things are getting CHIPPY at the Ryder Cup.

BROOKS KOEPKA: "I mean, I want to hit a board and pout just like Jon Rahm did. But, you know, it is what it is. Act like a child. But we're adults. We move on."

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@TronCarterNLU She says “I don’t need to comment on that” then goes on to comment on how the lie was bad 🤣 give me a break Lexi this is a totally valid question

[Fire Pit Productions @firepitstories]

Per Mickelson's gambling, this is a favorite story, from "Phil":

"When I was in the tower,” says former CBS announcer Gary McCord, “every time Phil got to my hole, Bones would look up at me and I would flash the odds. If Phil had a fifteen-footer, I’d flash three fingers, which meant the odds were three-to-one. If he was sixty feet, I’d give him two-to-one on a two-putt. Bones would go down and whisper in his ear and Phil would look up at me and shake his head yes or no. I can’t tell you how many wadded-up twenties I threw out of the tower, until the Tour found about it and I got word through CBS I was
no longer allowed to gamble with Phil while up in the tower.”

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@ElijahSchaffer

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@Helltee @matt_gannon_ @PGATOUR @danielgale96 @3MOpen It goes from 🥴 to 😯 real quick