Sick Ranchez

[the realguy @KingGarad]

Absa Bank Kenya has one of the most unreliable banking apps I’ve used. It feels like there’s maintenance every week, and customers are left unable to access their money. This needs to improve.
@AbsaKenya

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Hi I'm lynet from Komarock I lost my kids date 13 may 2026 please 🙏 who ever see them please call me on these number 0726096432 name ,precious and Zennel

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

This brother always has great points until he steps into parliament, where such points can be turned into laws.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

@fidakenya Call her by her name, KAREN NYAMU!!!
Stop with the theatrics!

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

that time Kanye West pumped faked everyone by pretending to go on stage after Beyoncé lost 😂

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

If you wait too long, the coffee gets cold, the door closes, you get old, the girls move on, and dreams fade.

You must act with a sense of urgency today.

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Sh¡t ain't funny bruv, after seeing what they're doing to any payment I receive. Then you wake up and see someone stole 6.3B of our taxes, gtfoh

[Mumbi @NotYourNyukwaKE]

Land is not dead capital. Land is power.
Any narrative that tells Africans to give up land should be questioned loudly.

[A @whatistheintent]

I think about that one interview between Nikki Giovanni and James Baldwin a lot. “Why can’t you fake it for me”

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

If only he had a famous catchphrase or something that could sum up this terrible news. RIP

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Judes @jvvridian]

That’s a vibe

[Maureen in Magadi @Very_Maureen]

Dynamite on Netflix; Idris Elba….Segera conservancy with KDQ 340A. The most legitimate scene I have seen in the recent past. That product placement!

[❁ᴛᴀʟɪᴀ❁ @tbarrxo]

love some hard cider 🍺

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Morally bankrupt charlatans like David Ndii argues that calling for the slaughter of 5,000 innocent civilians per day is “protected speech” but mocking a person’s disability is a crime.

Whereas mocking someone’s disability is morally reprehensible, calling for the slaughter (Farah said slaughter) of 5,000 Gen Zs per day and millions per month is vile, criminal and morally depraved.

Mocking (laughter) cannot be compared with summary execution of millions of people. One constitutes genocide. The other is mere stupidity. There is no comparison between a crime against humanity and stupidity.

[H @Haaiich]

Brought a gun to a sword fight

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Fuck this government.