Jordan Christensen

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

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[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

After a long weekend w/nieces, nephews, cousins, & hella lil kids everywhere, I feel blessed... that I don't have one. Theys loud & selfish.

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

@jahume that's me!!

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

Do urban boy scouts get badges for "holding it down," "putting weight on niggas," or "riding through the six?"

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

No more FB so I gotta rant via Twitter.

[Barry Sobel @BarrySobel]

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[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

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[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

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[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

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[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

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[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Worked up a mean sweat with my moves. Asked Brenda if she'd help take off my Big Dogs tee. She obliged with kindness. Offered me a towel.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

United pilots will be using iPads for navigation. I predict the planes using AT&T will begin dropping into the ocean.

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

http://t.co/9P89gl9 Lets Fuck Shit Up & Blame Retards

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

People in wheelchairs never have to worry about finding a seat.

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

People don't like sweaty sleeveless shirts at restaurants.

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

Dude on scooter just got nailed at polk and geary. Fuckin carnage.

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

Harley to the casino!

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

Great morning "from the top ropes"... espresso and croissant on height. Gonna get smog check for california license bs. Then?

[Jordan Christensen @SickSickBird]

First ride over the bay on the big bike. Outstanding.