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Kobe was on fire last night!

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Don't blame Christmas.

You were fucking fat in August.

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At our local zoo, they treated us just like Royalty.

Just the other day during our visit, a monkey escaped and ran off with our ginger son.

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@RobbieSavage8 Paul Parker said this 👀😂

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Paddy power have given odds of 4/1 for Niki Lauda to back in a car within 6 weeks of his cremation

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2/1 that Brenton Tarrant gets paroled before a Brexit deal gets hammered out. Any takers?

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Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers.

They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old cunts to put their shoes on when they get up.

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I was just waiting for my sister at Heathrow airport, as I saw her emerge in arrivals I shouted "Hi sis"...
Fuck me, never seen as many armed police appear as quickly in my life!

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They should rename the sex offenders register the paedo file .

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Everyone who enjoys fisting, put your hand up.

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Happy international women's day 😂

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What's Dad doing ere then 👀🧐

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Got accosted by a chugger wanting me to give a donation to support international women's day.

I told them to fuck off, I've been supporting 3 women for the last 10 years.

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I saw a black guy riding a bike yesterday...

I thought it was mine.

Then I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food.

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On the BBC news website there is a piece entitled, "Barriers coming down for transgender athletes".

I think they're coming down so they don't catch their cock and balls on them.

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What do you call a black slaves cum?

Whipped cream

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My wife walked in on me fucking my daughter the other day. You should have seen the surprised look on her face.

I didn't know if it was because she saw me having sex with my daughter or if she didn't know the abortion clinic let me keep her.