Simon Browne

Skiing, rugby, tennis and opera loving Silver Fox who is also a KC - Advocate, Mediator, Litigator and Arbitrator (Sick being cool not ill - yoof speek).

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@Crazymoments01 Good that between arriving and fighting he puts on a tie

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@DaBeerandBurger Angina

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@GMB I went to buy a ticket at Leeds station with my senior railcard. The ticket lady said I liked too young! I was elated all the way to Kjngs Cross. When I got on the tube a young girl said “ would you like my seat sir?” From zenith to nadir in one journey 🫩

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@MAGAVoice Bad man . He’s bad. He is a bad man. Bad . Terrible man. (Great vocabulary. Great, good really good and great ).

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@usopen You knew Trump was coming long enough to sort this mess out. Best tennis Grand Slam - 😂😂😂😂😂even Eastbourne is better than this.

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@nazirafzal Please don’t draw attention to him.

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@mcdermottkc_ I suggest making it into a blackberry sauce. Poor over vanilla ice cream. Late summer has arrived!

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@GBNEWS Tell your man the 37 min break was for threat of lightning NOT heavy rain

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@mcdermottkc_ Danny LaRue’s wardrobe?

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@GMB I didn’t know Richard Arnold was the new chair of Reform

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@RevRichardColes They have had enough time to restore those cuts. Instead they are failing miserably to recruit volunteers.

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Good grief. A Prime Minister who keeps his head down throughout and has to read the words from the service sheet of “I Vow to Thee My Country”. Message to The PM (politician of any party) Stand up straight, look forward and sing like you mean it.

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@krug79 Even at the age of ten Smart boy
Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat me at Subbuteo
'Cause he 'flicked to kick'
And I didn't know

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@RealAlexJones It would assist everyone if you saw the “Caps On” light

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@GMB Apparently the Notts Inquiry will be held in the USA - Ed Balls tells us witnesses will “take the stand”. What happened to the good old UK witness box? Is this another executive order from Trump?

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@mcdermottkc_ @British_Airways Just shocked anyone stills flies BA

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@EmmanuelAcho Gosh. Quite extraordinary. God bless America

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@BlairHenley It is not a surprise for an Aussie to be a bad loser to a Brit but JT took it to new heights after the Wimbledon Men’s Doubles Final.

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@Cathal_Dennehy Brits use winner and runner up at the championships with third wild card place. Intellect is not an oft recognised trait in the US.

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I was amazed when my wife told me she was going to see @JamesBlunt at the Royal Albert Hall. It turns out the ticket was free. That explains everything 😂